21. July 2010

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Frumped by Ciaran

Lobsters…WOW!

Ahhh, youth.  It really is wasted on the young, ya know.  At least for the most part.  There are exceptions, of course, as you’ll see below.

This young lad ain’t taking anything for granted, nor should he…

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14. July 2010

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How to blow a Vuvuzela

The World Cup may be over, but, God bless it, whether perceived as aural ecstasy or a hellacious case of tinnitus, there’s no denying the ubiquitous call of the now internationally infamous vuvuzela lives on in the minds and eardrums of millions.

Thankfully, though one would think the vuvuzela — essentially a roided up kazoo — could be skillfully demonstrated sans operating manual, the world now has access to step-by-step instructions for bringing its inescapable awe and/or agitation to friends, family and utter strangers alike, regardless of the setting. Enjoy…

Vuvuzela blowing instructions

If you’re having trouble reading that (you probably are), click here for a full size version. Thanks to Dbj for the tip.

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8. July 2010

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Cristiano Ronaldo Comes Out of the….I Mean, Becomes A Dad

Cristiano Ronaldo’s World Cup with Portugal ended last week thanks to David Villa and Spain, however he is now embarking on a new chapter in his life. The Real Madrid star announced Saturday that he is going to be a proud papa! Just not the way you would’ve assumed.

Allegedly, his son was born via a surrogate in NYC. Via Ronaldo’s facebook, “As agreed with the baby’s mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential,” he writes, “my son will be under my exclusive guardianship.”

The baby’s mother wants to remain confidential??!?! Cristiano Ronaldo is arguably one of the biggest sports stars in the entire world and his baby’s mama doesn’t want anyone to know? Ok, I’ve already come to grips with the fact that he is the one that doesn’t want anyone to know, but why??

Let me preface this next point by saying, I understand people dress a bit differently in Western Europe. They never got the memo that bathing suits could be longer than 6 inches or that males don’t need to shave their entire body in order to be a man. I also admit, I don’t know much about the family values of the Portuguese. It may be that having children by the time you’re 25 is so important that tons of guys are trying to buy theirs without actually being in a relationship. With that being said, c’mon.

Frump it here for more on this story…

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30. June 2010

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Farewell Fowler

Today was NCSU Athletic Director Lee Fowler’s last day in office and we at Frumpzilla would like to bid him farewell. Just as his card reads(presumably from his daughter), “May you prosper in all that you do, wherever you turn”. As long as that isn’t in Raleigh, because let’s face it, Yow is the time for a change.

(I really just wanted an excuse to post this picture that I find quite funny.)

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30. June 2010

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Frumped by Ciaran

So Long, Simão Sabrosa…

So long Simao SabrosaWell, at least to your World Cup days (most likely). Yes, one of the most recognizable and prolific Portuguese players of his generation, Simão will be pushing 35 years of age by the time we reach Rio in 2014.  Now, that doesn’t mean a 3rd World Cup appearance — a 4th if not for an injury in 2002 — for the former Sporting, Barcelona, Benfica and current Atlético Madrid star is impossible, but it’s gonna be a rather steep uphill battle, especially given he plays primarily as a winger.

So, given Portugal’s elimination at the hands of their Iberian neighbors, Spain, yesterday, I figured now would be a perfect time to bid Simão’s days gracing soccer’s biggest stage, “adeus” — and in as grandiose a manner possible. I’m talking, of course, about Univision Fútbol play-by-play man extraordinaire Pablo Ramirez, and his apparent oral infatuation with Simão.

Seriously, whether we’re talking about having a foot in golazos; exquisite runs both on and off the ball; drawing fouls; or even just casually switching play across the pitch, if Simão is involved, you can bet your bottom peso that Ramirez is aroused, or something.  I mean, I guess it really does roll quite nicely off the tongue, right? Perhaps a bit too easily for Ramirez, but pretty dang exciting nonetheless.

Check out this fantastic compilation from the 2006 World Cup, and be on the look out for anything from 2010. There’s been several gems, I just can’t seem to find any clips…

Many thanks to The Hurricane for the video.

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16. June 2010

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She Got Knocked the F@#k Out!

She Got Knocked the F@#k Out!

What’s up Frumpsters? I know, I know. I’ve been out of the game for awhile, but I was trying to pass a tough exam that will hopefully land me a job that pays me more than the 32 cents/day I make from writing here occasionally. However, I am coming back at ya like a punch [...]

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10. June 2010

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The Bay City Rollers Invade a Nursing Home, Provide Perhaps Final Spark to the Twilight of Life

You know, I’ve always been a little weirded out by nursing homes. There’s just something gut wrenching about the concept of a repository for old people; typically sad and/or confused old people just waiting to die. Tragic, really. Now, of course, I understand that care requirements often necessitate residency in one of these repositories where [...]

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9. June 2010

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Jam of the Wednesday: David Lee Roth’s isolated vocal track from “Runnin’ With the Devil”

Little known fact: Assuming the volume is loud enough in my car, I may or may not be the greatest amateur vocalist on the planet. It’s true. I mean, it must be, because — as far as I can tell — I’m always in key, and rarely, if ever, miss a note. Now, I probably [...]

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4. June 2010

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Rick K’s drummer pounds skin better than a Thai masseuse…

And he apparently is an “Allnighter,” too. Okay, okay…so I know this isn’t necessarily fresh, but I’ve been without consistent internetz access for over a week now (due to moving), and I just need to get that frumping feeling back. You know, I had pretty much resigned myself to the belief that this was easily [...]

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24. May 2010

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Teen Wolf minus the chest, possibly pubic hair

Teen angst: Possibly the most illogical force mankind has ever known. The fear. The loathing. The inability to compensate for it all by going on an epic Las Vegas binge without risking a significant spell in Juvie Hall. I thought I’d seen it all until this: kids attaching raccoon tails to their asses and calling [...]

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20. May 2010

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How cool is that new Nike World Cup ad?

How cool is that new Nike World Cup ad?

Wowzers…just friggin fantastic. Nike is definitely good at soccer commercials.

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20. May 2010

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Meet Wenlock and Mandeville: 2012 London Olympic mascots

Meet Wenlock and Mandeville: 2012 London Olympic mascots

London unveiled their Olympic mascots yesterday. That’s really all I should have to write and you could infer the rest by simply staring at the picture. However, that’s not the effort that earns me 20 dollars every 3 months from this site so I SHALL PUSH ON!!!

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19. May 2010

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Freaky Sexy World Records

Another gem found on the WolfWeb is this blog “the frisky” listing the 13 Freakishly Sexy World Records Records include “worlds strongest vagina”, “worlds biggest orgy” and most orgasms in one sitting Frump it for some tasty tidbits to amaze your friends and try to beat yourself!

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18. May 2010

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Ridiculously awesome time-lapse video of Iceland volcano

Photographer Sean Stiegemeier released this stunningly beautiful time-lapse video he took of Eyjafjallajökull, the volcano in Iceland that caused all that ruckus last month. He says this about what he captured:

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