Tue, Oct 23, 2012 at 1:33 pm ET

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Hot this Halloween: Teaching Your House to Gangnam Style

You know, until today, I’d always just assumed that Clark W. Griswold had shown the American populace the pinnacle of exterior holiday lighting. I also assumed that America was content with that; resigned to the fact that there was no further summit to scale in the range of home illumination. Nothing further to shed light on, so to speak.

Well, I was wrong.

I mean, maybe I”m just dull, or ignorant, or don’t go trick-or-treating enough anymore, but I had no idea setting holiday lighting to music was the hip thing to do now, let alone animating said lighting to simulate dance moves and vocals and what not. Pretty impressive, if perhaps a tad confounding.

Either way, in light of this ritual apparently becoming more and more prevalent these days,  I guess it should come as no surprise that a tune as ubiquitously popular as Korean rapper Psy’s “Gangnam Style” would pop up on the block. And maybe even the next block. And the next. Any why not, if your neighbors can do it this well? Make the jump for a few more…

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Wed, Oct 17, 2012 at 12:49 pm ET

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Video: Cannonball into frozen pool not quite the ice breaker this “Ice Dude” was looking for…

Frump has featured a lot of Russian kids doing weird and wild stuff over the years. With that in mind, I guess it’s only fair that we show some German adults pulling sufficiently similar stunts.

I think that’s German anyway. Does anyone know what “Oooh, ahhhh. Ooooh, ein ass!” means in English? All I caught was a couple of F-Bombs and something about David Hasselhoff. Then again, I guess we don’t really need a translator to understand what’s going on here, do we? Lolsome.

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Mon, Oct 15, 2012 at 10:18 am ET

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Meteorologist Mishap #127: “John” is Expanding

Don’t let the “127″ up there fool you — Frump hasn’t done a series on these classics or anything, though there might be one or two out there. 127 is just a rough estimate of how much sufficiently similar, legitimately lol-worthy stuff is likely out there on the interwebs. Indeed, a testament to the many pitfalls of being a weatherman.

You just have to be on a heightened state of alert in that profession, but most meteorologists know this. Most have seen enough dong-shaped animated graphics flying around behind them to know you don’t pull out the emphatic pelvic thrust maneuver all willy-nilly — not least when discussing the expansion of a tropical storm named “John.” Most know that.

Others, like our friend Dan up there, occasionally get caught with their pants down, exposed on YouTube and the like, but it’s all part of the learning process, I suppose.

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Fri, Oct 5, 2012 at 12:08 pm ET

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G-Spirits: Liquor bottled and sold only after being poured over the breasts of a “special woman”

Question of the day, Frumpsters: Would you buy liquor that’s been bottled only after it was poured, erotically, over the rigid, rubbery breasts of an allegedly beautiful woman? Branded and brought to you by those two guys up there?

We’ll let you answer that on your own, free of judgement. Don’t be shy, though. It’s not like you’re buying a vial of vaginal scent for your on the go smelling pleasure, right?  You’ve certainly spent your hard-earned cash on more ridiculous novelty items, haven’t you? If so, then G-Spirits might just become your liquor of choice… [WARNING: G-Spirits website, while entertaining, is not the slightest bit safe for work]

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Tue, Oct 2, 2012 at 8:02 pm ET

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Video: University of Tennessee “Butt Chugger” Denies Butt Chugging Incident, Threatens Legal Action

On September 21st, 2012 a University of Tennessee student, and Pi Kappa Alpha Fraternity member, was hospitalized in an alcohol-related incident. Not exactly headline news, despite the blood-alcohol content of well over 0.40 reported by the media. Well, not headline news if not for the captivating two-word term that, according to Mr. Alexander “Xander” Broughton’s legal counsel, is now sweeping the nation, and possibly the world.

I’m talking, of course, about “butt chugging” — fraternally defined as the act of sticking rubber tubing up one’s ass and letting the beer, wine, and/or liquor flow (into said ass).

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September 29, 2012

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Frump’s Lucky 7 College Football Picks: Week 5, 9-29-2012

So, as usual, Frump took the first two weeks to get a feel for the college football landscape this year. Week 3 we went 4-3 against the spread (ATS); Week 4 was dominated by wedding festivities (no (betting) action); and now we head into week 5 sitting at 57%, 3 points shy of Frump’s lofty [...]

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September 27, 2012

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‘Always Sunny’ Gets a Replacement Staff

Sure, NFL refs have been getting all the attention, but they weren’t the only ones getting replaced. ‘It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ is getting revamped as well, however FX got an ALL STAR cast(Haley Joel Osment, Xzibit, Andrew Dice Clay, Chael Sonnen and Candace Cameron) to replace them. Ya just gotta see this one, if [...]

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September 26, 2012

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Your Pictorial Guide to Strange and Fascinating Facts About American Presidential History

With the Presidential election just around the corner, we thought it might be a good time to review our great nation’s rich and fascinating Presidential history. Especially the bits our public school system so glaringly omits. Now, we obviously couldn’t care less who you vote for when you hit the polls come November – that’s a private and personal [...]

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September 25, 2012

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Pic of the Day – 9/25/2012: Thank God this Son of a Bitch is off the streets…

It may be a tad early to crown this as Frump’s Pic of the Day, but it’s never too early to let our loyal readers — all 17 of them — know that they can sleep a bit easier tonight.   H/T to DBJ. Frump’s resident Facebooking crime stopper

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September 17, 2012

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Vanderbilt coach James Franklin gets a little sassy when asked about his relationship with Georgia defensive coordinator Todd Grantham…

Since last night’s Lions-49ers game, and yesterday afternoon’s Tom Coughlin-Greg Schiano bust up, have made post-game sportsmanship — and/or the lack thereof — so topical yet again, how convenient is it that college football’s equivalent happens to be on tap this Saturday? Last year’s Vanderbilt-Georgia game nearly saw the Commodores upset the Dawgs in Nashville. [...]

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September 13, 2012

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Former Miami Hurricane football player Dan Sileo is slightly concerned about the state of Miami football

In case you missed it, Miami took a pretty epic beating at the hands of Kansas State last weekend. What was supposed to be a fairly competitive game saw the Canes pummeled 52-13 in Manhattan, and — while I haven’t spoken to any personally — I’m sure such a result left many Miami fans wondering [...]

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August 24, 2012

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Because everyone loves a good (asshole) cat video…

Well, it’s Friday, and it’s been a long time since we’ve posted anything. And, sometimes it’s just good to let ‘ol Googlebot know you’re still around. This isn’t the first time we’ve featured cats being assholes here on Frumpzilla, but it’s certainly one of the best examples we’ve come across as of late. Sure, an [...]

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July 11, 2012

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Bull Shark Causes Ape Sh*t Reaction in Myrtle Beach Inter-Coastal Waterway

I stopped swimming in inter-coastal waterways a long time ago. Not because of bull sharks, mind you. They never really crossed my mind. More of a general fear of the unknown…and dirt. Maybe gar, or gators, or something else that probably poses no real threat to me, but not bull sharks. Until now. The bull [...]

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