“Actress”, “Model”, and all-around “classy” gal Lindsay Lohan is back in the news today. My guess is, reality finally struck Ms. Lohan and she realized no one was willing to pay her anymore for doing absolutely nothing. So naturally, she’s moved on to the next easiest way to never work a day in her life, a lawsuit. Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million claiming they modeled a character in their latest commercial after her.
Huzzah! Mark your calenders for April 17 (spring game) to get your football fix to last you through the summer. Frump it for a breakdown of the weeks ahead…
Hey, as a disclaimer, we here at Frumpzilla don’t claim to know a whole buttload of crap about the Gospels, or God, or whatever, and if we do have an area of expertise (debatable), it’s certainly not theology. That said, when faced with frumping about topics we happen to be particularly ignorant about, we feel it’s wiser to turn to an authority; someone intimately associated with the subject. In this case, Sarah Palin.
A few days ago, Palin, apparently still a little self conscious about her hand notes, attempted to further rationalize the practice by citing the Book of Isaiah, Chapter 49, verse 16 which reads (in pertinent part):
Behold, I have graven thee upon the palms of my hands
Long story short, the Bible says God wrote on “his” hand to help “him” remember things, which Sarah Palin has confirmed for us, and therefore Palin and her manual reminders are in good company.
Needless to say, I’m satisfied. But what else might God, in his or her* infinite wisdom, have needed a handy little note to remind him or her to do? Just about the entire Frumpzilla staff offers some suggestions for you (in no particular order) after the jump. We’d love to hear some from you as well…
Frumpzilla's classic jam of the week features Tommy Bolin
Typically we reserve our classic jams feature for stuff pre-1990. However, given the loss of Mark Linkous over the weekend, today we’re gonna make an exception. Linkous, probably most readily known for his work as Sparklehorse, apparently committed suicide outside a friend’s home in Tennessee on Saturday (shot himself in the heart). Sad day, and a shame he won’t get to see the official release of Dark Night of the Soul, which, after a highly publicized bout of legal problems, is finally supposed to hit the market this year.
As a memorial, here’s three cuts from Linkous as Sparklehorse, including two from the Dark Night of the Soul album (featuring Super Furry Animals’ Gruff Rhys and The Flaming Lips’ Wayne Coyne, respectively). Rest in peace.
This is how you lose a kickboxing match. I love the pause when his arms go completely limp by his side so his face is the only thing able to break his fall.
(found on TWW)
No question Pep is a physical freak. Too bad he has the heart of Bonzi Wells.
Don’t let a 10 sack/year average fool you. The Panthers have been extremely average (9-7) over his career and Pep has been able to collect more garbage stats as a result that anyone in recent memory. 6 of his 10.5 [...]
Set your DVR’s. Stay at home just one saturday night. Do whatever you need to do to see Saturday Night Live tomorrow. As long he’s not handcuffed, Zach Galifianakis should deliver one of the funnier performances the show has seen in quite awhile. The promos below are funnier than anything I’ve seen the past few [...]
Actually…it’s Eric Staal bobblehead night at the RBC Center in Raleigh, NC tonight as the Carolina Hurricanes take on the Ottawa Senators. To me however, this looks a bit more like Spencer “King of all things Douche” Pratt(although I’m told looks more like Staal in person). Staal is of course deserving of a bobblehead in [...]
New Jersey soccer Mom (probably) is offended by nude snowman, calls the police, forces creator to “dress it”
You can just picture some easily offended PC-minded bed-wetter driving by this house, with her 2 1/2 snot-nosed rug rats packed in their ‘04 Dodge Caravan, who had just enough of a hissy to actually call the police about a snowman.
This person is the [...]
It’s true. A 55 year-old man saved himself, and his penis (to a degree), finally seeking emergency medical treatment after managing to go three straight weeks on the up and up. In light of the many practical inconveniences posed by Priapism, how he was able to pull off this stiff task remains unclear.
Adding [...]
Guess what, Frumpsters: Tickets for our favorite band from Paris, France went on sale today in our neck of the woods. You know what that means? It means they make an easy plug in for a our weekly Jam of the Wednesday feature.
Don’t worry. We won’t offer you anything that’s been picked up by [...]
Yes, it’s true. Herschel Walker was born this the 3rd day of March back in 1962. Nearly half a century later, let’s see, he’s represented the United States in the Winter Olympics; danced professional ballet; developed a successful food services enterprise; and, amongst other things, just recently won his first MMA match. He also dabbled [...]
Ah, yes. Frump day. A time to give a little something back. Spread the love, Frumpsters. Spread it think and thin…
F*ck you, March! (Prose & Cons)
Lane Kiffin just knows the Vols were heading for glory. (No Guts, No Glory)
Kiffin also likes to keep it in the family. (Buster Sports)
Hasheem Thabeet. He’s…he’s not very good. (Bootlegger [...]
The 2010 Winter Olympics may finally be over, but confusion remains rampant. Well, I’m still a bit confused, at least, but then I’ve never paid as close attention to the Winter Games as I did this year. Still, if you make the jump with us, we’re confident you’ll agree that there’s at least [...]
Just what we need, more “U” fans… (No Guts, No Glory)
10. March 2010
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