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Glory Holes Rampant on LSU’s Campus

As if LSU officials, staff and faithful didn’t have enough on their hands with preparing for this weekend’s college football opener against the North Carolina Tar Heels, it now appears that combating the blight of “Glory Holes” has been added to the University’s agenda.

Glory Holes — as defined in an article in LSU’s Daily Reveille — are holes “carved in the partitions of bathroom stalls, [and] are typically used for anonymous oral sex between men who insert their genitals into the hole.” LSU custodial engineers have apparently battled this “recurring problem” by placing steel plates over the holes. Nevertheless, some students keeping plugging away, going as far as alerting certain internet based communities — such as “CrusingForSex.com” — when counter efforts have led to a hole becoming “active” again.

Now, while it may not be particularly surprising that a problem like this exists on a college campus in a town that literally translates as “Red Stick,” one has to think this serves as quite a distraction. Hard to imagine what it must be like to grace the community thrown in one’s dormitory, only to be greeted by one or more, 2 to 3 inch, holes staring back at them on either side of the stall. Having to wonder what ominous presence may be lurking on the other side only exacerbates things, of course. It’s frightful, to say the least.

Of course, given LSU’s affinity for corn dogs, perhaps these glory holes are simply some ritualistic vehicle for transfer; a means for like-minded fans to share another common interest and passion during one of life’s more intimate routine moments.

Either way, as the Tigers prepare for an entirely different type of problem “Hole” in Atlanta on Saturday, I suppose we can only hope that the Glory Hole issue doesn’t raise its ugly head in any of the Georgia Dome’s stalls.

Lobsters…WOW!

Ahhh, youth.  It really is wasted on the young, ya know.  At least for the most part.  There are exceptions, of course, as you’ll see below.

This young lad ain’t taking anything for granted, nor should he…

Farewell Fowler

Today was NCSU Athletic Director Lee Fowler’s last day in office and we at Frumpzilla would like to bid him farewell. Just as his card reads(presumably from his daughter), “May you prosper in all that you do, wherever you turn”. As long as that isn’t in Raleigh, because let’s face it, Yow is the time for a change.

(I really just wanted an excuse to post this picture that I find quite funny.)

She Got Knocked the F@#k Out!

What’s up Frumpsters? I know, I know. I’ve been out of the game for awhile, but I was trying to pass a tough exam that will hopefully land me a job that pays me more than the 32 cents/day I make from writing here occasionally. However, I am coming back at ya like a punch to the face! Literally.

As you can see to the left, this cop is landing a strong right hook on the face of what turns out to be a 17-year old girl. Just by looking at the picture, what would you imagine the circumstances to be that led to such a fierce blow to be reigned down upon her?

• A.) She was wielding a knife, threatened the lives of the innocent and obviously resisted arrest.
• B.) She was caught Jaywalking and resisted arrest.
• C.) She was on PCP, drunk, belligerent and resisted arrest.

For a thrilling video, we’d of course hope for the trifecta here, but you may be surprised to find out it was only choice B. To the cops defense, there were a couple girls fighting against him and his department seems to back his actions. I do agree that, no matter if you’re a man or a woman, if you resist arrest or try to fight any cop, you should expect an unfavorable outcome for yourself. That being said, seriously pal, you can’t handle this situation any better?

Video of the whole thing, reactions/aftermath and a link to the article after the frump.

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The Bay City Rollers Invade a Nursing Home, Provide Perhaps Final Spark to the Twilight of Life

You know, I’ve always been a little weirded out by nursing homes. There’s just something gut wrenching about the concept of a repository for old people; typically sad and/or confused old people just waiting to die. Tragic, really.

Now, of course, I understand that care requirements often necessitate residency in one of these repositories where sad, confused old people go to die, and that’s all good and fine. I guess I just wish it didn’t have to be that way.

Don’t get me wrong, though. I mean, I’ll definitely be shipping my folks off to one the first chance I get; whenever I can get them declared incompetent, or something (despite their claims to the contrary, I fully suspect my parents never check/read Frumpzilla, so I guess consider that “joke” a test).

I just hope by that time the entertainment packages have evolved beyond that of bingo and knitting classes. Something a bit more upbeat and fun loving, you know? Like, say, The Bay City Rollers performing their #1 hit single from 1975, “Saturday Night.” Oh, the humanity!

Thanks to T-Rex for the video…

Jam of the Wednesday: David Lee Roth’s isolated vocal track from “Runnin’ With the Devil”

Little known fact: Assuming the volume is loud enough in my car, I may or may not be the greatest amateur vocalist on the planet. It’s true. I mean, it must be, because — as far as I can tell — I’m always in key, and rarely, if ever, miss a note.

Now, I probably won’t ever take these pipes on the road, but then I’m more of a studio artist, I think. Studios and cars (with the volume on 11). Besides, putting together a group of top notch musicians is so hard these days, and, based on my mobile/automotive performances, I’m pretty sure a songbird such as myself needs a worthy complement of musical accompaniment. As you’ll soon see below, I’m obviously not the only one.

This is an oldie — in more ways than one — but a goodie nonetheless, and really serves as a shining example of just how important that aforementioned musical accompaniment can be. And to be clear, I’m not necessarily singling out David Lee Roth for ridicule here; he just happens to be readily accessible. In fact, I’m sure an overwhelming majority of the “great” voices in popular music would fare similarly if put to such a test. If nothing else, I think this phenomenon offers quite a bit of insight into why a cappella isn’t a more popular musical form….

Rick K’s drummer pounds skin better than a Thai masseuse…

And he apparently is an “Allnighter,” too. Okay, okay…so I know this isn’t necessarily fresh, but I’ve been without consistent internetz access for over a week now (due to moving), and I just need to get that frumping feeling back.

You know, I had pretty much resigned myself to the belief that this was easily the most epic display of skins dominance in recent memory. Needless to say, I now stand corrected.

This guy just demands respect, Frumpsters. Or perhaps ridicule. Possibly both. Either way, he’s pretty dang awesome. How Rick K managed to secure his services as one of the “Allnighters” is beyond me (check out another performance after the jump).

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The Dating Site “Establishedmen.com” Rules the World in Subtlety

Stay classy Miami Living magazine.

Teen Wolf minus the chest, possibly pubic hair

Teen angst: Possibly the most illogical force mankind has ever known. The fear. The loathing. The inability to compensate for it all by going on an epic Las Vegas binge without risking a significant spell in Juvie Hall. I thought I’d seen it all until this: kids attaching raccoon tails to their asses and calling themselves “The Wolfpack.”

It’s not, like, some kind of “cool” wolfpack either. Like, maybe one you’d see referenced in The Hangover, or something. It’s this, what you’ll soon see below.

There’s actually quite a lot going on here. Let’s see, there’s the newscasters’ presentation, which, of course, lends way too much credence to the ridiculousness of this story; the choice commentary (at 1:24) from possibly the most stereotypical guidance counselor in existence; the alleged murder of family pets…I mean, it’s just a really well put together piece.

My favorite part, though, has to be the interview with the supportive, yet grounded, mom; her cub standing not less than 7 feet away, in passive defiance (about 3:18). I so wanted “Lupus” to let out — via primal scream — what he surely must have been feeling inside: “F*CK YOU, MOM! YOU’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND ME!”

Ahhhh. Kids these days…

Thanks to Dbj for the link and some inspiration…

Meet Wenlock and Mandeville: 2012 London Olympic mascots

London unveiled their Olympic mascots yesterday. That’s really all I should have to write and you could infer the rest by simply staring at the picture. However, that’s not the effort that earns me 20 dollars every 3 months from this site so I SHALL PUSH ON!!!

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Freaky Sexy World Records

Jonah Falcon, proud record holder

Another gem found on the WolfWeb is this blog “the frisky” listing the 13 Freakishly Sexy World Records

Records include “worlds strongest vagina”, “worlds biggest orgy” and most orgasms in one sitting

Frump it for some tasty tidbits to amaze your friends and try to beat yourself!

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Ridiculously awesome time-lapse video of Iceland volcano

Photographer Sean Stiegemeier released this stunningly beautiful time-lapse video he took of Eyjafjallajökull, the volcano in Iceland that caused all that ruckus last month. He says this about what he captured: (more…)

Little Girls Dancing to Single Ladies = WTF?

Folks have sent us several different clips of people dancing to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”. I guess such things are trending right now, or something.

There’s been “fat girls,” “gay guy,” “college chicks.” You know, the usual suspects for this kind of stuff. Well, this most recent submission takes the cake, and by “takes the cake” I mean truly creeps me the hell out.

Seriously, I’m not some wholesome, up tight, moralistic prude or anything — far from it, actually — but just what the f*ck are people thinking these days? Isn’t this basically just a burlesque show of 10 and under girls? Dancing to a song about jaded, single women (For real, screw him liking it and putting a ring on it; if you were really over “it”, you wouldn’t need to champion a song like this)?

Were there lots of guys in dark sunglasses and trench coats in the back row? Perhaps someone in a bear costume? Jeeze…

Thanks to Dbj for the tip.

Turtle bites dog in the naughty bits. Now that’s a Friday story…

At first, you know, I kind of felt sorry for this poor pup. I mean, I can’t begin to imagine what kind of pain he must have felt when this tortoise chomped down on his boys. Almost certainly made him wish he hadn’t protested so much when his owners contemplated getting him neutered, yeah?

But then it struck me: Wait a tick, he obviously knew the turtle was heading down to his nether regions. In fact, at first he pushes him away. Then, at second glance, is he not thinking: “God da…well. Hmmm, turtle is by my sack. F*ck it. Let’s just see how this plays out.” You know, hoping someone else might lick his balls for a change. Big mistake.

It’s the risk you take, I suppose — when you allow a turtle to get that close to the testes. This dog gambled and lost…

Thanks to Dbj for the tip and inspiration…

Redneck Ferris Wheel leaves us with so many unanswered questions…

In today’s Kissed with Apocalypse story, Frump brings you this video of a self proclaimed “Redneck Ferris Wheel.” The title alone hooks you, doesn’t it? We’re not really sure what prompted this, or why someone would be inspired to archive video footage of it — at least in this context — but we’re absolutely certain it deserves a big ole “WTF?”.

Let’s see: Pants off; sitting on the toilet; kid in a laundry basket; mom, presumably, on camera duty…I mean, there’s just so much going on here. I’m perhaps most perplexed by the fact that the Ferris wheel operator seems to be sitting on the toilet while the seat it up. Who the hell does that? Utterly fascinating…

Thanks to Dbj for the tip…