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Pic of the Day – 9/25/2012: Thank God this Son of a Bitch is off the streets…

September 25, 2012

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It may be a tad early to crown this as Frump’s Pic of the Day, but it’s never too early to let our loyal readers — all 17 of them — know that they can sleep a bit easier tonight.

Violent, Fluggy dog rapist found

 

H/T to DBJ. Frump’s resident Facebooking crime stopper

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Because everyone loves a good (asshole) cat video…

August 24, 2012

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Well, it’s Friday, and it’s been a long time since we’ve posted anything. And, sometimes it’s just good to let ‘ol Googlebot know you’re still around.

This isn’t the first time we’ve featured cats being assholes here on Frumpzilla, but it’s certainly one of the best examples we’ve come across as of late. Sure, an apologist might describe domesticated felines as “independent,” “proud,” and “sly,” but the more level headed among us — i.e. “dog people” — understand that that’s simply a nice way of framing their true nature as smug, guile assholes that would scratch your heart out for just a whiff of Nepeta cataria.

If you still have doubts, watch the above video again. I mean, if they’ll do that to their own kind, what could they possibly be thinking as they’re curled up next to you, waiting for their “master” to fall asleep at night? Just sayin’, don’t say Frump didn’t warn you…

Thanks to DBJ for being an asshole…cat lover

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Video: Goose Fight Takes Tragic Turn, Even as Far as Goose Fights Go

April 26, 2011

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Now, we all know that unbridled violence is wrong — even amongst our feathered friends — but there are times one must take a stand against injustice, or even just to prove that one’s sperm is worthier of a prospective mate’s ovum. It’s nature’s way.

Having said that, the fighter must still be aware of the potential consequences of engaging in such combat. Even retreat, despite otherwise reasonable expectations, does not necessarily ensure he (and his sperm) shall live to fight (or swim) another day. Sad, perhaps, but again — it’s nature’s way.

When Frump’s massive editorial staff first sat down to review this video, we never suspected the above footage would give rise to such themes. Truth be told, we were much more prepared for yet another “oh, look honey — animals having sex” clip, or maybe even just some poop. Indeed, seeing a poor, defeated goose meet its demise at the grill of an Acura TSX was totally unexpected.

Did I laugh? Yes. Did B-Diddy? I don’t think so. But then I’m not sure he’s ever mistakenly encroached upon a goose’s nest either…

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All thanks goes to YouTube user MrTyhiggs, who I believe shot this footage. For whatever reason, he disabled embedding (despite opting to sell ads on the video), so we’ve had to resort to using some copycats claiming that their video is the original (it’s not), since Tyler Higgins has dropped repeated copyright nukes on YouTube copies of his video, we’re now using a “slo-mo” version that may or may not constitute “Fair Use” (still baffled by the lack of embedding, Tyler (unless you work for YouTube, or something)).

If this fails, we’ll host it ourselves (which our vast legal team assures us is, in fact, “Fair Use” under the circumstances (hooray!)).

All that said, if you’re feeling like a particularly good internet citizen today (and since MrTyhiggs is apparently strapped for cash) please view MrTyhiggs truly original YouTube video here (and click on his ads, I guess).

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Something for the Weekend: The Very Best of Business Cat

April 8, 2011

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Business Cat's Greatest Hits

This one goes out to Frump’s friend, DBJ — the only person I know that probably appreciates Business Cat more than I do.

Many memes will come and go, but something tells me Business Cat will continue to warm the hearts of countless crushed, cubicle-confined souls across this great capitalist nation of ours for many years to come (at least Monday through Friday, 8:15 AM to 5:00 PM).

Frump it here for the full scale image…

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Panamanian soccer player receives death threats after kicking, killing Colombian club’s owl mascot

March 2, 2011

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It was just another match between Panamanian club Pereira and Columbia’s Atletico Juniors (Barranquilla) — that is until Pereira defender Luis Moreno decided to kick an injured, defenseless owl that had landed on the pitch.

After the owl was struck and apparently dazed by an attempted Pereira clearance, the referee stopped play to attend to the injured bird. Unfortunately, before help could arrive, the owl suffered the further misfortune of taking Moreno’s boot to the face — a horrific gesture that eventually led to the bird’s death.

Making matters worse, it turns out this owl just happened to be Barranquilla’s mascot of sorts, and even lived in the stadium. Not surprising, then, that Moreno was instantly jeered with taunts of “murderer, murderer!” from the home team’s supporters, and eventually had to be escorted out under police guard at the end of the match.

Judicial authorities in Colombia have hinted at the possibility that charges will be brought against Moreno, and current animal protection laws in the South American country could bring a jail sentence of one to three months and/or a fine between $2.60 and $26.00…

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This Pussy Loves to be Spanked

January 21, 2011

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A good, old fashioned cat spanking

He's only doing this out of love...

Since public spankings seem to be trending so well lately, Frump figured we might as well continue to capitalize on them. It’s been that kind of week.

Don’t let the post title fool you, though, sicko — this one’s entirely safe for work. Also — unlike our legendary shirtless Uncle spanking his gang banging nephew — your average, run-of-the-mill video of a cat that really, really, enjoys a good paddling apparently doesn’t violate YouTube’s terms of service.

So that’s nice, I guess. Funny how the recipient’s perspective tends to transform the “morality” of it all, eh?

Anyway, I’m not here to judge. To each their own. Some folks are “Dog people,” others “Cat people,” etc. And now we know why.

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New York City Subway Rat Assaults And/Or Kindly Wakes Up Defenseless, Sleeping Passenger

January 13, 2011

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I really do miss The Big Apple. It’s been far too long since I’ve been up there to see all the sights, sounds, the very culture of the greatest city in the world. Just so much to take in, you know? A lifetime isn’t nearly enough to fully appreciate its wonder.

I mean, after all, where else do the subway rats take the time to make sure passengers don’t miss their stop? Start spreading the news…

DBJ spread the news to me

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Canada: Where scaring the golf course geese gets you a swift kick in the face from the police

January 10, 2011

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Yes, it’s true: 51-year-old Buddy Tavares, the guy you see getting drop-kicked in the face around the 20 second mark, has apparently been charged with “Careless Use of a Firearm” — on a golf course.

Shooting at geese on a golf course is not advised -- in CanadaYeah, see, Tavares had a valid permit for the gun, just not on the links — where they don’t issue permits for the use of firearms or other noisemakers that could scare the local geese, which Tavares was apparently trying to do.

Now, while I’d agree that the gratuitous frightening of Canada Geese is an activity that should be frowned upon, was it really necessary to kick this poor fellow — with no criminal record, and already on all fours — in the face? IN THE FACE? Really?

Well, the Kelowna Mountie has been suspended with pay, I’m told, but he’s yet to be charged with anything; and despite the outcry of a Facebook group calling for his head.

Seriously, in the face?

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Russian Cat Wrestles Russian Bear in Russian House. In Russia.

January 7, 2011

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Cat vs Bear in a play wrestling match - and the cat wins!Okay, I’ll be honest with you, Frumpsters: I may or may not have a problem when it comes to video content coming out of the former Soviet Union. I simply can’t get enough of it.

I mean, I’m not even actively seeking it out, but when it pops up — be it from a link someone sends me, Reddit, YouTube, etc. — well, I guess you could say it strikes a chord with me.

What that chord is, and why, I have no earthly idea, but it’s struck nonetheless. Oh, and it’s not everyday one gets to see a cat wrestle a bear, let alone inside a dwelling. So there’s that, too.

The cat wins, by the way. Not even kidding (video after the jump)…

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When Otters Attack

December 21, 2010

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The vicious, blood-thirsty otter

I’m not sure how we missed this one, but, back in late November, some guy from Boca Raton, Florida was viciously attacked by an otter. Fitting, perhaps, from a town that translates into English as “Rat Mouth,” but that’s beside the point

Now, while otter attacks in and of themselves may not sound all that appealing, I think you might discover a new appreciation for them upon seeing this poor bastard’s original first-person footage.

Seriously, as far as the haunting, bloodcurdling screams of another human being go, I’m pretty sure I’ve never laughed harder in my life.

This epically over-dramatized report from CBS was a nice touch, too. As was Jimmy Kimmel’s interview with the victim (after the jump)…

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Pandapocalypse

December 20, 2010

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A metaphor for U.S.-Sino relationsThis cover from China’s Vista Magazine may have been intended as a metaphor for the future of Sino-American relations, but I think there’s a tad more to it than that.

Those who know me well know that I’ve always distrusted giant pandas. In fact, if not for our vastly superior strength in numbers, I’m fairly confident those glorified raccoons would waste no time making waste of us.

See, they may appear all cute and fuzzy, but underneath that black and white fur lies the soul of a vicious, subservient, porn-watching weapon of mass destruction.  And that’s assuming they have souls.

Indeed, after perhaps Al Qaeda, WikiLeaks, fast food, and North Korea, the giant panda is probably the single greatest threat to America.  And, similar to what you’ve seen in all those Al Qaeda “terrorist training” videos, pandas, too, start the indoctrination of evil at a young age.

Seriously, some people may view what’s seen after the jump as “playful” — those people will also be the first to go. A closer look reveals that this is just the infant stages of the pandas’ quest for world domination.  Believe it, or else…

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Who needs haraam when pet lions are freely available?

December 13, 2010

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Hey, remember the time Matt finished that entire fifth of Jager at  Trav’s house, and, you know, passed out way too soon?  Man alive, he’ll never live those photos down.

And that time we all got so blazed off that really good sh*t Justin brought back from Canada?  Yeah, man — I swear Dark Side has never sounded that good.

Oh, or that time Ismail showed up at Omar’s party with his pet lion, and Ali got super freaked out? Ha! Those were the days…

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Don’t let guilt consume you this Thanksgiving: Turkeys are smug, vicious creatures.

November 25, 2010

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As what I’m sure was another wonderful Thanksgiving Day winds down for our dozens of adoring fans, Frump just wanted to pass along some info that may or may not help you sleep a bit easier throughout the holiday weekend.

Let’s face it, despite the tryptophanic bliss you’re likely lost in at the moment, there’s probably quite a bit to feel guilty about right now.

You most likely overate. Already plotting out those extra gym sessions this weekend?

Perhaps you drank too much as well. I’m sure at least one of member of your extended family is questioning just how rare an occurrence passing out in the barcalounger with a 3/4-full beer in your hand is for you.

Maybe you even had a little tiff with that in-law or, otherwise estranged, family member you only see or hear from twice a year. Yeah, probably the same one that’s dropping the “does (s)he usually drink that much?” question on folks right now.

But, despite all that — and the fact that you burned the macaroni casserole — there’s still yet another, far more menacing concern plaguing your conscience, isn’t there? That’s right, the poor, defenseless turkey you just stuffed yourself with.

Never fear, however. Though you may not realize it, you’ve just helped control the population of perhaps the most dangerous member of the poultry family. And I can prove it (after the jump).

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