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Since when do clubs/bars still want to charge a cover at 1:35 am?

you get nothing! you lose! good day sir!

So while the details of this weekend are still a bit fuzzy to me, I do distinctly remember trying to visit a local establishment, typically reserved for ‘gentlemen,’ late Saturday night.  A buddy (who shall go unnamed) and I decided it would be a great idea to visit said club for a nightcap, only to be rebuffed with the audacity of a cover charge at 1:35 am!!  No way in hell am I paying a $15 cover right before you close.  I don’t care if Lindsey Lohan is in the champagne room giving freebies.  I communicated this to the door chick who would would not waver from her insistence of a full charge, unwilling to even negotiate.   She was like Obama at the health care summit last week.

Think about this.  You are closing in 2o minutes.  You have customers that want to come inside to buy your ridiculously overpriced liquor.  Your parking lot is half empty…its obviously a slow night.  Why on Earth would you turn customers away that late into the night?  That makes zero sense.

You get nothing.  You lose.  Good day sir (madame).

PS – When pressed on the issue, the chick at the door taking the money kept saying, “well we’ve been open since 7.”  What does that have to do with anything?  Am I missing something?

Frump’s long lost cousin?

I mean it has to be right?  No matter that rabbits probably have millions of cousins….

ANYWHO

Ralph tips the scales at a Frumpalicious  3 Stone (42 lbs to those of you without an iphone conversion app)

Ralph the Rabbit

(thanks to Barstool Sports)

btw…this girl does nothing to dispel the stereotype of hideous British teeth.  yeesh.

FRIDAY FRUMP CLASSIC (on Sunday)

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KFC Confessions:  Three Donks, a Greasy Sink and a Bottle of Dawn

Splish, Splash

Now, I’ve never worked in the fast food industry, but I would think that rule #1 is “Don’t take a bath in the sink.”  Well #2, actually, because #1 has to be “Don’t go deuce in the sink or the ‘dining room’.”  Well, three Donks out in Anderson, Cali broke that sacred rule and lost Colonel Sanders’ trust and respect forever.  Questions and soapy, greasy details after the jump.  Well, not too many because it’s gross.

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FRIDAY FRUMP CLASSIC

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LET THEM EAT CAKE!!!

Homeless and thirsty

While my ultimate prediction was [FAIL], looking back on the election activities of the Dems is still funny.

“Hundreds of Denver’s homeless could be cooling their heels in a movie theater or museum while the Democratic National Convention is in town next month.

The Colorado Coalition for the Homeless plans to get 500 movie tickets as well as passes to the Denver Zoo, Denver Museum of Nature and Science and other cultural facilities for the people it helps.”

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Cochese rejoices, chickens everywhere declare resistance “futile.”

CHICK-fil-A TO ADD FRIED SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH

chickens flee

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Frumpzilla PSA: Watch Your Back Around Your Pets

Ever felt like your pets are trying to tell you something? Perhaps even harboring an intense, calculated desire to kill you? Sure, we all have. I can’t tell you how many times I got that strange feeling after one of me and Frump’s staring contests went just a little too far. Very unsettling.

Of course, sometimes I guess it’s worth taking a step back and asking yourself if your furry (or feathered) friends may actually have a legitimate reason for secretly plotting a fail safe scheme to extinguish your life. You know, maybe if, like, you were douchey enough to film yourself doing sit-ups, or something. It’s worth considering…

Thanks to DBJ for the video

Russia will win gold, no matter the cost

in Mother Russia, gold eats YOU

Oksana Domnina and Maxim Shabalin have angered the natives, so to speak, during their preparations for the 2010 Winter Olympics.

The duo plan to rock the ice with skin-toned suits, adorned with red loin cloths, sequins and eucalyptus leaves…complete with a full ensemble of music and props to recreate the arid desert people’s inhospitable environment on ice.

Experts are not amused…

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Keith Olbermann goes off the deep end, courtesy of Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart

Worth a watch….

Frumpzilla’s 1st Annual NFL Playoff Pick ‘Em

In a true clash of the titans, the Frumpzilla staff presents its picks for the playoffs.  The favorite here could be The Chese as he just won a season-long pick ‘em; although, I’m sure his partner (Beeker) carried him…..so, nevermind.

Tiebreakers will be decided in the ocatagon…the caged
octagon….with hands dipped in glass.  And steel ladders and chairs.
And Ms. Elizabeth ring-side.

(That pic is for you, Admiral)

UPDATE:  STANDINGS…..

TGHM…2-2

B.  Diddy…2-2

Cochese…1-3

Ciaran…0-4

Admiral Fleece McStaticpants…0-4

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This Rooster Can Rock!

This rooster gives a whole new meaning to “Rock out with your cock out!”.  Do I need to type more?  I mean, I guess I could but really what would the point be?  I could just sit here continuing to type and strive to find more words to go with a video like this, only to come up short.  It’s an age-old dilemma, knowing when enough is enough.  Less, can sometimes be more.  Knowing when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em(credit). 

Why do people use “age-old” to mean “really old”?  It’s from ancient times, so I guess we’ll never really know.  Then again, how do we believe anything from ancient times?  Who knows who could’ve re-written those books or changed those stories over time.  Ever play “telephone” in grade school?  The story from the beginning and the story from the end were never the same.  Crazy how that happens.  Probably because the teachers would always make us use long sentences.  If they would’ve stuck with something like “The cat had a hat” we probably would’ve been able to get all around the circle with the same sentence.  If I could go back and offer up that advice now, I would..it’d help a lot.  Anyway, I’ll just keep this one short and sweet.  Here’s a rooster, screaming it’s lungs out, set to death metal music.  Enjoy.

Have You Seen Felix the Police Dog?

Little local flavor to start out the day, a public service announcement.  One of the drug dogs from a nearby Sherrif’s Department has apparently gone missing, and, as a favor for a friend, since Frumpzilla has so much exposure, obviously, I’m posting this in hopes it leads to Felix returning to the Fuzz. 

UPDATE:  Breaking news, Frumpsters.  Coincidentally, less than an hour after the publishing of this article, they just happened to have found Felix.  Congratulations, Internet.  Your power is unrivaled.

Merry Christmas, Frumpsters!

Click the Frump for your gift…

Round 2 to the Grizzly

In the classic struggle of Bear and Man, everyone knows Round 1 went to Man.

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A Little Monday Pick-Me-Up (in case you missed us, and/or hate Mondays in general)

Well, it’s been yet another long, draining, soul searching Monday, and I’m spent.  We missed posting something on Sunday, but given that it’s a traditional day of rest even when Football isn’t in season, I guess that’s excusable.  I wish I had it in me to post something more engaing and thought provoking right now, but Monday has sucked any semblance of any such ability, real or imagined, out of me. 

Still, I hate for Frumpzilla to miss a day, it irks me. Afterall, it does read “The Daily Frump” above, and that’s what should be expected.  So in an effort to lift my spirits, and assure that Frumpzilla doesn’t attain the undesirable distinction of missing two days in a row, I’ve decided to offer this gem: A classic, Sergio Leone esque showdown (minus the extreme closeups and Marricone score unfortunately), between what is possibly the world’s worst hunter, and almost certainly its bravest  and/or dumbest deer (they go hand in hand at times I suppose).

Not exactly new I know, but this clip obviously works a treat on various levels today.  I feel so much better now…

Happy Easter Frumpsters!

All of us may not celebrate Easter, no big whoop, but surely we can all come together and celebrate random pictures of “Buns”.   Here’s a sampling for your viewing pleasure.  Enjoy!

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