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Freaky Sexy World Records

Jonah Falcon, proud record holder

Another gem found on the WolfWeb is this blog “the frisky” listing the 13 Freakishly Sexy World Records

Records include “worlds strongest vagina”, “worlds biggest orgy” and most orgasms in one sitting

Frump it for some tasty tidbits to amaze your friends and try to beat yourself!

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Don’t Tase’ Me Bro!!!

Last night, a 17 year old fan was tasered by the police after running onto the field at a Philadelphia Phillies game. This is not a new thing. Not the running onto the field and unfortunately not the tasering. I personally feel this tasering technique is getting a bit out of control. I absolutely see it’s worth in certain situations where the police or other people are in danger. But, on a 17 year old in an open field being chased by at least 5 people?!? C’mon.

If those 5 grown people couldn’t catch this kid, he should’ve been allowed to run around on the field all game long. It would add an interesting aspect to the game of baseball. Amateur video of this tasering is below the frump along with some other quite famous(unnecessary) uses of the taser gun, one of which is very NSFW fyi.

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The Miracle of Evolution?

According to The Sun, British boobs are growing at a rapid pace.  You know it is getting bad when the former “big dog”, a bra called “The Windsock” (a K cup size), is no longer big enough for the largest Brit busts.  To counter the problem, the Bravissimo Chain and Debenhams (a department store I guess) has introduced the KK Cup for the suffering, squashed and stuffed ladies of the UK.

For a little perspective on how big the KK bra is, EACH cup is 10 inches wide…the diameter of most dinner plates.

Experts evidently blame pollution and hormones (The Chese blames McDonalds, but that is perhaps for another post) and believe that it wont be long until a LL will be necessary.

Cheerio!

Boob pops out at Braves game, men all over look just like these guys

Just goes to show…you always have to be on your toes.  You never know when a boob is going to show up…

Video and pics after the frump

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Safe for work porn ironically still NSFW

The staff at Frumpzilla is constantly striving to bring you the funny….along the way, we occasionally run into things that we deem too (seriously, the following link is very vulgar)  vulgar, crass or just overall inappropriate for our feel-good website.  Those things are usually cast aside to the depths of Frumpville, never to return.  However, after making that initial decision, sometimes we are re-inspired (thank you Claw) and we re-visit the idea, say screw it, and post the content anyway.

We present, SFW porn.  Frump it for the youtube – safe video and some marginally safe pictures…

Happy Friday

those space invaders have no chance!

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Marisa Miller, et al., are getting topless for you in GQ UK

Tastefully, of course. Came across these over at Velveteen Audio Lab, and, boy, what a fantastic frumping find.

Miller headlines the spread in the March edition of the magazine, but there’s a lot more than just Marisa’s assets on display. Models Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, Maja Latinovic,Tiiu Kuik and Liliana Dominguez would all like you to purchase this issue as well, and they do a damn good job of selling it (after the jump)…

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Juggalo News

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m really not all that familiar with Insane Clown Posse and their music, although I guess I may be proud of that. I’ve also learned what a “juggalo” is just today, but then that probably only adds to my aforementioned point of pride.

Well, apparently juggalos now have a news channel tailored specifically to their kind and culture. Seriously, utterly fascinating. Enjoy, but please mind the rather harsh, esoteric language…

If you still need some help defining just what the hell a “juggalo” is, apparently this is a fairly good place to start, and thanks to dbj for educating me in the mysterious ways of the juggalo.

Why soccer will NEVER be a major American sport

seriously. he just did that.

I have no idea where this is from or who is playing, I just ran across it on the ‘ole trusty Wolfweb.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like to play/view my sports without the possibility of my dick being bitten off.  Thats just me.

Another reason it will never catch on is that literally half the game is about cheating…flopping ALL THE TIME (sometimes crying), taking liberal positions with free kicks and throw-ins, etc…

(not that Americans care about cheating, we just like our cheating done on the D.L.)

Get a clue, Soccer.

“Raising” Curling Awareness

The most loyal of Frumpsters will have surely noticed by now that the Frumpzilla staff is quite taken by curling.  We’ve covered how it compares to tailgating activities; how it accounts for two of five reasons why you should be watching the Winter Olympics; and, most recently, the Danish curling team complaining about crowd noise.

I mean, curling is just so hot right now, and things keeping popping up all the time.  In fact, some pics of Denmark’s Madeleine Dupont (after the jump) may have just ensured that things won’t be settling down for quite some time…

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When Old People Attack (On an AC Transit Bus)

***UPDATE: NOW EVEN MORE AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT (after the jump)!***

For our semi-weekly posting of a random, crazy as hell YouTube video, we bring you this clip of a beat down on an Oakland bus.

Can’t really make out what started all this (and there’s some harsh language, so be careful if you’re at work), but it’s not everyday that one gets to witness a 67 year-old geezer blow up a young whipper snapper’s face (even in Oakland). Expect this video to open the festivities at the next AARP convention…

DBJ comes through with the tip

***UPDATE: NOW EVEN MORE AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT (after the jump)!***

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Clothing Optional.

Thanks to Craig

Tighty whiteys are freaking hideous. Its amazing and a testament to women everywhere that our species has even survived. Their ability to ignore how gross a man looks in them is the only reason any reproduction has occurred over the life span of the brief.

Nothing screams sexy like an old pair of faded, crotch-minimizing, possibly stained pair of tighty whiteys.

Thank you ladies.

-chese

Why you should always wear underwear when bobsledding

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Google Sees You, Wayne Coyne

You may have seen those nondescript white vans with cameras on top driving around your city.  Thankfully they’re not creepy dudes riding around trying to get pictures of people doing things in private.  It’s actually just Google driving around and they just happen to get pictures of people doing things in private.  Oh yeah, and they put that on the internet and link it to your address.

It seems the latest victim is Wayne Coyne, the lead singer of the Flaming Lips.  Google caught him in a bathtub in the backyard of his Oklahoma City home.  I know, if I had a nickel every time I heard that. (more…)

Any chance that this thing is natural? (NSFW)

Ladies and Gents, this is Daisa Hubert. 

There has to be some kind of performance-enhancing situation here, right?  I mean, no way this is real. 

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