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Safe for work porn ironically still NSFW

The staff at Frumpzilla is constantly striving to bring you the funny….along the way, we occasionally run into things that we deem too (seriously, the following link is very vulgar)  vulgar, crass or just overall inappropriate for our feel-good website.  Those things are usually cast aside to the depths of Frumpville, never to return.  However, after making that initial decision, sometimes we are re-inspired (thank you Claw) and we re-visit the idea, say screw it, and post the content anyway.

We present, SFW porn.  Frump it for the youtube – safe video and some marginally safe pictures…

Happy Friday

those space invaders have no chance!

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Marisa Miller, et al., are getting topless for you in GQ UK

Tastefully, of course. Came across these over at Velveteen Audio Lab, and, boy, what a fantastic frumping find.

Miller headlines the spread in the March edition of the magazine, but there’s a lot more than just Marisa’s assets on display. Models Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, Maja Latinovic,Tiiu Kuik and Liliana Dominguez would all like you to purchase this issue as well, and they do a damn good job of selling it (after the jump)…

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Juggalo News

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m really not all that familiar with Insane Clown Posse and their music, although I guess I may be proud of that. I’ve also learned what a “juggalo” is just today, but then that probably only adds to my aforementioned point of pride.

Well, apparently juggalos now have a news channel tailored specifically to their kind and culture. Seriously, utterly fascinating. Enjoy, but please mind the rather harsh, esoteric language…

If you still need some help defining just what the hell a “juggalo” is, apparently this is a fairly good place to start, and thanks to dbj for educating me in the mysterious ways of the juggalo.

Why soccer will NEVER be a major American sport

seriously. he just did that.

I have no idea where this is from or who is playing, I just ran across it on the ‘ole trusty Wolfweb.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like to play/view my sports without the possibility of my dick being bitten off.  Thats just me.

Another reason it will never catch on is that literally half the game is about cheating…flopping ALL THE TIME (sometimes crying), taking liberal positions with free kicks and throw-ins, etc…

(not that Americans care about cheating, we just like our cheating done on the D.L.)

Get a clue, Soccer.

“Raising” Curling Awareness

The most loyal of Frumpsters will have surely noticed by now that the Frumpzilla staff is quite taken by curling.  We’ve covered how it compares to tailgating activities; how it accounts for two of five reasons why you should be watching the Winter Olympics; and, most recently, the Danish curling team complaining about crowd noise.

I mean, curling is just so hot right now, and things keeping popping up all the time.  In fact, some pics of Denmark’s Madeleine Dupont (after the jump) may have just ensured that things won’t be settling down for quite some time…

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When Old People Attack (On an AC Transit Bus)

***UPDATE: NOW EVEN MORE AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT (after the jump)!***

For our semi-weekly posting of a random, crazy as hell YouTube video, we bring you this clip of a beat down on an Oakland bus.

Can’t really make out what started all this (and there’s some harsh language, so be careful if you’re at work), but it’s not everyday that one gets to witness a 67 year-old geezer blow up a young whipper snapper’s face (even in Oakland). Expect this video to open the festivities at the next AARP convention…

DBJ comes through with the tip

***UPDATE: NOW EVEN MORE AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT (after the jump)!***

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Clothing Optional.

Thanks to Craig

Tighty whiteys are freaking hideous. Its amazing and a testament to women everywhere that our species has even survived. Their ability to ignore how gross a man looks in them is the only reason any reproduction has occurred over the life span of the brief.

Nothing screams sexy like an old pair of faded, crotch-minimizing, possibly stained pair of tighty whiteys.

Thank you ladies.

-chese

Why you should always wear underwear when bobsledding

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Google Sees You, Wayne Coyne

You may have seen those nondescript white vans with cameras on top driving around your city.  Thankfully they’re not creepy dudes riding around trying to get pictures of people doing things in private.  It’s actually just Google driving around and they just happen to get pictures of people doing things in private.  Oh yeah, and they put that on the internet and link it to your address.

It seems the latest victim is Wayne Coyne, the lead singer of the Flaming Lips.  Google caught him in a bathtub in the backyard of his Oklahoma City home.  I know, if I had a nickel every time I heard that. (more…)

Any chance that this thing is natural? (NSFW)

Ladies and Gents, this is Daisa Hubert. 

There has to be some kind of performance-enhancing situation here, right?  I mean, no way this is real. 

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Finally, you too can own a $9,000 masturbation machine

Roxxxy stands 170cm (five feet, seven inches) tall, weighs 54.43kg (120lbs), “has a full C cup and is ready for action,” according to Mr Hines, who was an artificial intelligence engineer at Bell Labs before starting TrueCompanion.

Frump for more info on “how you can get your hands” on one…

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Best Viral Videos of 2009

I don’t care who you are, what you do, or even how important you think you are.  You waste time on the internet.  Proof?  You’re reading this article.  

With that in mind, I thought I’d offer a wonderful compilation of the year’s best viral video’s offered up by the fine people at Videogum.  This will either serve as a trip down memory lane or give you a chance to catch up so you don’t feel like a loser when you don’t know what your friends are talking about at the new year’s party.  Of course I caught the irony there.

Check out the goodness after the FRUMP as well for a link to the original Videogum article which also has links to each video in it’s entirety!!

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Drunk History: Volumes 2 and 2.5

Yeah, yeah, I know these aren’t exactly fresh or new or anything (except to me, I guess, given that I’ve only just now come across them), but they do fit into my ongoing theme of being behind the times a bit, and unafraid to post items that may be yesterday’s news. 

Regardless, these are well worth a view if you haven’t been fortunate enough to see them, and I imagine a repeat viewing wouldn’t hurt either. If you happen to be even mildly amused by Jack Black, or Benjamin Franklin for that matter, and the concept of seeing history through the mind of someone that just pounded about 10 Vodka and Cranberries is at all intriguing to you, do yourself a favor and take a gander. There’s some foul language, so, if you’re at work or something, be sure to have the headphones on.  Make the jump for Volume 2.5, the sequel…

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Funny Condom Commercial- NSFW!

Today’s Sex-Ed class brought to you by yours truly… Striker Beaver.

So…you think you are a badass?

I guarantee you got nothing on the dude after the jump…

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