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Farewell Fowler

Today was NCSU Athletic Director Lee Fowler’s last day in office and we at Frumpzilla would like to bid him farewell. Just as his card reads(presumably from his daughter), “May you prosper in all that you do, wherever you turn”. As long as that isn’t in Raleigh, because let’s face it, Yow is the time for a change.

(I really just wanted an excuse to post this picture that I find quite funny.)

She Got Knocked the F@#k Out!

What’s up Frumpsters? I know, I know. I’ve been out of the game for awhile, but I was trying to pass a tough exam that will hopefully land me a job that pays me more than the 32 cents/day I make from writing here occasionally. However, I am coming back at ya like a punch to the face! Literally.

As you can see to the left, this cop is landing a strong right hook on the face of what turns out to be a 17-year old girl. Just by looking at the picture, what would you imagine the circumstances to be that led to such a fierce blow to be reigned down upon her?

• A.) She was wielding a knife, threatened the lives of the innocent and obviously resisted arrest.
• B.) She was caught Jaywalking and resisted arrest.
• C.) She was on PCP, drunk, belligerent and resisted arrest.

For a thrilling video, we’d of course hope for the trifecta here, but you may be surprised to find out it was only choice B. To the cops defense, there were a couple girls fighting against him and his department seems to back his actions. I do agree that, no matter if you’re a man or a woman, if you resist arrest or try to fight any cop, you should expect an unfavorable outcome for yourself. That being said, seriously pal, you can’t handle this situation any better?

Video of the whole thing, reactions/aftermath and a link to the article after the frump.

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Meet Wenlock and Mandeville: 2012 London Olympic mascots

London unveiled their Olympic mascots yesterday. That’s really all I should have to write and you could infer the rest by simply staring at the picture. However, that’s not the effort that earns me 20 dollars every 3 months from this site so I SHALL PUSH ON!!!

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Freaky Sexy World Records

Jonah Falcon, proud record holder

Another gem found on the WolfWeb is this blog “the frisky” listing the 13 Freakishly Sexy World Records

Records include “worlds strongest vagina”, “worlds biggest orgy” and most orgasms in one sitting

Frump it for some tasty tidbits to amaze your friends and try to beat yourself!

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Ridiculously awesome time-lapse video of Iceland volcano

Photographer Sean Stiegemeier released this stunningly beautiful time-lapse video he took of Eyjafjallajökull, the volcano in Iceland that caused all that ruckus last month. He says this about what he captured: (more…)

Little Girls Dancing to Single Ladies = WTF?

Folks have sent us several different clips of people dancing to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”. I guess such things are trending right now, or something.

There’s been “fat girls,” “gay guy,” “college chicks.” You know, the usual suspects for this kind of stuff. Well, this most recent submission takes the cake, and by “takes the cake” I mean truly creeps me the hell out.

Seriously, I’m not some wholesome, up tight, moralistic prude or anything — far from it, actually — but just what the f*ck are people thinking these days? Isn’t this basically just a burlesque show of 10 and under girls? Dancing to a song about jaded, single women (For real, screw him liking it and putting a ring on it; if you were really over “it”, you wouldn’t need to champion a song like this)?

Were there lots of guys in dark sunglasses and trench coats in the back row? Perhaps someone in a bear costume? Jeeze…

Thanks to Dbj for the tip.

Turtle bites dog in the naughty bits. Now that’s a Friday story…

At first, you know, I kind of felt sorry for this poor pup. I mean, I can’t begin to imagine what kind of pain he must have felt when this tortoise chomped down on his boys. Almost certainly made him wish he hadn’t protested so much when his owners contemplated getting him neutered, yeah?

But then it struck me: Wait a tick, he obviously knew the turtle was heading down to his nether regions. In fact, at first he pushes him away. Then, at second glance, is he not thinking: “God da…well. Hmmm, turtle is by my sack. F*ck it. Let’s just see how this plays out.” You know, hoping someone else might lick his balls for a change. Big mistake.

It’s the risk you take, I suppose — when you allow a turtle to get that close to the testes. This dog gambled and lost…

Thanks to Dbj for the tip and inspiration…

Redneck Ferris Wheel leaves us with so many unanswered questions…

In today’s Kissed with Apocalypse story, Frump brings you this video of a self proclaimed “Redneck Ferris Wheel.” The title alone hooks you, doesn’t it? We’re not really sure what prompted this, or why someone would be inspired to archive video footage of it — at least in this context — but we’re absolutely certain it deserves a big ole “WTF?”.

Let’s see: Pants off; sitting on the toilet; kid in a laundry basket; mom, presumably, on camera duty…I mean, there’s just so much going on here. I’m perhaps most perplexed by the fact that the Ferris wheel operator seems to be sitting on the toilet while the seat it up. Who the hell does that? Utterly fascinating…

Thanks to Dbj for the tip…

Brett Favre to endorse Wrangler, really tiny, jeans

We’ve all seen the Brett Favre Wrangler jeans commercial. It has a certain je ne sais quoi about it, you know? Anyway, I guess this is just a natural progression for perhaps the greatest Packer ever. Nowhere to go but up from here…

Thanks to T-Rex for the tip…

Wedding DJ adds innovative touch to Phil Collins’ “In the Air Tonight”

Not everyone is a huge fan of “The Phil”, but it’s rare that you’ll find someone who doesn’t appreciate the fill that brings in the drums, full force, in Collins’ 1981 classic, “In The Air Tonight.” Thanks to Mike Tyson’s most memorable scene in The Hangover, even the Generation Y-ers have been exposed, so you can expect this Face Value cut to be filling the airwaves from time to time for many years to come.

What one might not expect, however, is to hear it played at a wedding. See, “The Phil” apparently wrote this one about the frustrations stemming from his 1979 divorce from his first wife, but that bittersweet irony didn’t stop this wedding DJ from spinning it. Oh, and then doing this…

Yes, we know this video has been edited, but lighten up. Fiction can be fun, no? Thanks to The Admiral for the tip…

Mets’ Ike Davis has teammate’s full support.

I was watching sportscenter’s top 10 this morning and I did a slight double take. As you’ll notice above, The Mets’ Ike Davis made a catch while falling into his team’s dugout. You’ll also notice his teammate giving him caressing support on his way down. I guess the cup offers more than adequate grip for a catch of that magnitude, but I can’t help but think he held on a bit long(not to mention the slight squeeze or adjustment at the end).

Being as MLB is much like NBC with the Olympics, only all the time, you’ll find a crappy embedded video after the frump, as well as a link to the official HQ version.

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Frump Day Links: 5/5/2010

Better late than never for today’s Frump Day links.  As usual, spreading the Hump Day love, one link at a time…

• It’s never too early to throw back a White Russian.  Even at age 2. (Brahsome)
• How’s Dat Pack looking at the end of Spring (Dave from Carter-Finley)
• Bobby Cox?  Pffft.  It’s “Bobby Cocks.” (No Guts, No Glory)
• Looking for a solid, comprehensive World Cup Group D preview?  Look no further. (Sparty and Friends)
• Statefans told you so.  No, really.  They did.  They told you about Lee Fowler. (Statefansnation)
• It’s Cinco de Mayo, for Christ’s sake. Don’t blow up the beer! (Tasty Booze)
• This one is completely random…25 ridiculous pinatas. (Holy Taco)
• If you think the Bulls are the last team John Calipari will be enjoying a summer fling with, you’re probably wrong.  (The Big Lead)
• Jamarcus Russell may or may not be a binge eater.  May or may not explain a lot.  (Larry Brown Sports)
• Should Nebraska join the Big 10?  Hey, everyone else is, right? (The Scores Report)

It’s official: Matthew Stafford has the strongest arm in the NFL

Now if he could just stay off his backside long enough to put it to good use, who knows; maybe the Lions could get above .500 for the first time in a decade.

Seriously, though. Go ahead. Tell your friends. Given the immeasurable appeal and influence the Madden franchise has on the masses, Sundays at the bar shall no longer be graced by the classic “biggest arm” debate. No more inebriated oral dissertations on the physics of velocity versus distance. No more girlfriends wondering just who the hell Jay Cutler is — The one with the weak chin? Yeah, that’s him — it’s all over, and the folks at EA Sports are the ones to blame.

Indeed, the evil empire of sports video gaming recently released a sneak peek of some of its Madden 2011 Quarterbacks, and, with a “Throwing Power” rating of 97, Stafford shall now and forever be known as having the biggest and baddest of all the “laser, rocket arms” launching pigskins during the 2010 season.

In other news, Peyton Manning and Drew Brees are really, really good NFL QB’s — almost perfect, in fact, with 99 overall ratings — and the league’s suspected bias against the non-traditional, “athletic” QB is further confirmed by Vince Young’s 79.

Expect numerous “who’s better, who’s best?” arguments to come to screeching halts this Fall when these figures start getting thrown around; rosy cheeks will be abound. Get more ammunition here…

The Miracle of Evolution?

According to The Sun, British boobs are growing at a rapid pace.  You know it is getting bad when the former “big dog”, a bra called “The Windsock” (a K cup size), is no longer big enough for the largest Brit busts.  To counter the problem, the Bravissimo Chain and Debenhams (a department store I guess) has introduced the KK Cup for the suffering, squashed and stuffed ladies of the UK.

For a little perspective on how big the KK bra is, EACH cup is 10 inches wide…the diameter of most dinner plates.

Experts evidently blame pollution and hormones (The Chese blames McDonalds, but that is perhaps for another post) and believe that it wont be long until a LL will be necessary.

Cheerio!

Cat trying to revive her mate may be the saddest thing you’ll see today, possibly ever

Hey, it’s Friday, and that’s fantastic. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves, okay? Don’t start popping the “Happy Pills” and sloshing down the brews just yet. A positive outlook has its place, but it’s also important to maintain balance, and never forget just how tragic and depressing this life can be.

I mean, there’s rape, murder, the music of Insane Clown Posse, cancer, brussels sprouts, the list goes on and on.  Oh, and then there’s scenes like this. 

So happy frumpin’ Friday, you cheery son of a b*tch.  Have a wonderful weekend…

Thanks to Dbj for the link