Consider this somewhat of another in a long line of friendly Frumpzilla PSA’s. Specifically one for NASCAR fans that also have happened to use ExtenZe within the past 5 years or so.
On October 29th, 2010, a proposed $6 million dollar settlement was reached in a class action lawsuit against BioTab Nutraceuticals, Inc., better known as the manufacturer of the “male enhancement” product ExtenZe.
Long story short, apparently some folks were shocked to learn that popping this particular blue pill didn’t have any long-lasting effects, if any at all, on their ego — otherwise known as their penises.
Who can blame them, right? I mean, it says it all right here on ExtenZe’s website:
No Gimmick . . . Just Real Science
The same type of research that created miracle drugs like Viagra, has now created a revolutionary herbal pill that is guaranteed to increase your penis size in just a few short weeks!
Unfortunately, despite such claims, ExtenZe probably did little more than cause a spike in nationwide ruler sales. But, rather than remain flaccid in defeat, consumers struck this blow via our equally languid legal system.
See, under the settlement, consumers who purchased ExtenZe between May 29, 2005 and October 25, 2010 have the choice to receive a cash refund or a retail package of ExtenZe NASCAR Racing merchandise. No, we’re not kidding. If fact, we’ve researched what’s included in this package (after the jump)…