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It’s Secretary’s Day! (again, and again)

April 21, 2010

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Sex secretary is really fired up for Secretary's DayCan you believe it, Frumpsters?  What’s almost certainly Frumpzilla’s favorite secular holiday is here again, and, as we’ve done in the past, we’re here to give you some tips to help ensure your “administrative professionals” feel as special as reasonably possible.

Sure, it may be the same advice we gave you last year, and the year before that, but that’s only because it’s damn good.  Seriously, literally dozens of readers may or may not have paid heed to what follows and in turn made their respective Secretary’s Day experiences truly extraordinary.

So, without further ado, here’s Frumpzilla’s suggestions for how to make Secretary’s Day 2010 the best yet!

Frump’s Note: Now, before anyone else gives us any grief; For our sake, for your sake, for your “administrative professionals'” sake, please make sure you’ve got your Facetiousness Detector in the “On” position prior to reading.  Think “script from a Secretary’s Day 1952 public service announcement/film,” or something.  Thanks.

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Sausage stuffed with Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Beef Burrito ensures Valentine’s Day romance

February 12, 2010

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The ingredients necessary to make sure your sausage is in her mouth before your head hits the pillow.Well, Frumpsters, it’s that time again. Valentine’s Day is less than 48 hours away, and, as always, we’re here to provide a few pointers in hopes of ensuring your night is nothing short of an unequivocal romantic success.

A year ago we offered the lonely hearts out there some advice aimed at landing them an eleventh hour date for the big day (we’re confident we helped some people get lucky that night, and don’t you dare try to take that away from us). This year, however, we’re going in a slightly different direction, but only in form.

Just as one should never underestimate the power of subtle innuendo, one should also never underestimate the raw, unbridled aphrodisiacal prowess of food. Especially even remotely Freudian food.  Like sausage.  Or nuts.  Or bananas. Or even, dare I say, Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Beef Burrito (yeah, the one with that catchy jingle).

All uniquely suggestive in their own capacity, yes, but just what the frump would happen if one were to combine them?

Well, that’s for you to find out…by serving up one or more of the following culinary masterpieces (after the jump) as your Valentine’s Day circumstances may dictate.

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It’s Secretary’s Day! (again)

April 22, 2009

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Naughty Secretary

As most of our hundreds of thousands of readers have probably noticed, Frumpzilla has been on the mend for awhile now.  Still is, really, but, despite our current state of flux, we just couldn’t resist paying homage to one of our favorite secular holidays.  We could, however, fail to come up with anything original, and instead recycle our incredibly popular Secretaries’ Day article from last year.  Don’t worry, though, the advice is still good…REALLY good, so enjoy celebrating Secretaries’ Day 2009 with these helpful tips and suggestions…

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Last Minute Dating Advice, Courtesy of Frumpzilla’s Ever Listening Ear

February 13, 2009

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Yes, you too can pick up hot chicks (or possibly get kicked in the balls) Well, Frumpsters, Valentine’s Day is right around the corner tomorrow, and I’m fairly certain there are quite a few lonely hearts out there that could use a little help landing a last second date.  Sure, you could pick up a Cosmo, or Men’s Health or something on your way out the grocery store, or maybe try to squeeze in a marathon of that weirdo on VH1, but all that costs valuable time and money, and who really wants to expend any more of such resources than you already have to on a date, let alone one on Valentine’s Day.

Unfortunately, I’m confident that I’m in no position to give anyone dating advice (far from it, actually), but I do know “good” advice when I hear it. Even if I have to eavesdrop, which is what I did on my lunch break the other day…

(More after the Jump)

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It’s Secretary’s Day

April 23, 2008

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Have you made your little pencil pusher’s day special?

My 'administrative professional' refuses to deliver my mail in this manner.  I've asked.

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