The Ragin’ Cajun. At it again. As usual, I’m not sure there’s any point in debating with him. Not unless you can pull something like this out of your ass…
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James Carville on President Obama and Hillary Clinton: “If Hillary gave him one of her balls, they’d both have two.”
November 18, 2010
March 1, 2010
So while the details of this weekend are still a bit fuzzy to me, I do distinctly remember trying to visit a local establishment, typically reserved for ‘gentlemen,’ late Saturday night. A buddy (who shall go unnamed) and I decided it would be a great idea to visit said club for a nightcap, only to be rebuffed with the audacity of a cover charge at 1:35 am!! No way in hell am I paying a $15 cover right before you close. I don’t care if Lindsey Lohan is in the champagne room giving freebies. I communicated this to the door chick who would would not waver from her insistence of a full charge, unwilling to even negotiate. She was like Obama at the health care summit last week.
Think about this. You are closing in 2o minutes. You have customers that want to come inside to buy your ridiculously overpriced liquor. Your parking lot is half empty…its obviously a slow night. Why on Earth would you turn customers away that late into the night? That makes zero sense.
You get nothing. You lose. Good day sir (madame).
PS – When pressed on the issue, the chick at the door taking the money kept saying, “well we’ve been open since 7.” What does that have to do with anything? Am I missing something?
January 15, 2010
So because its Friday and our collective creative reservoirs are running dry, we present a weekly classic frump from the past
January 23, 2009
So I’m sure you’ve all heard the reports about President Obama wearing bullet proof clothing during the inaugural ceremonies on Tuesday. Yeah, it’s true.
See that strapping overcoat up there? Bulletproof.
Shirt? Bulletproof. Tie? Bulletproof.
That Q-Ray Bracelet thing on his right wrist? Bulletproof, and it’s all thanks to one Miguel Caballero, a Colombian designer that specializes in such attire.
Naturally, upon learning about this garb, I immediately thought “okay, where can I get some?” I mean, every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed, bulletproof man, right?
Just look at how freakin’ turned on Michelle is in that picture. What guy couldn’t use more of that in their life?
Sadly, after I reexamined the prospect of donning bulletproof threads, I realized that my all too zealous imagination may have gotten the best of me.
How am I going to pull off bulletproof clothing? How could I justify it? Sure, I probably could afford it, but I’m just not that important. After all, Presidents, Kings, Prime Ministers — I’m sure these are the ilk of folk that keep Miguel Caballero in business.
Well, I decided to research this, just to be sure, and I was right — except for one glaring loophole. A loophole that may just allow the common, independently wealthy, everyday man, such as myself, rock some bulletproof fashion, too…