Tag Archive | "bizarre"
James Brown’s body may have harbored even more soul than previously thought
LaRhonda Pettit, the Godfather of Soul’s illegitimate daughter, presumably broke out in a cold sweat over the news that her father’s body has apparently gotten up off that crypt that was housing his body in South Carolina and is now, thusly, out of sight. It’s true, James Brown’s body is missing, and, given the controversy [...]
Continue reading...Man survives three-week erection, may regret living to tell about it…
Thursday, March 4, 2010
It’s true. A 55 year-old man saved himself, and his penis (to a degree), finally seeking emergency medical treatment after managing to go three straight weeks on the up and up. In light of the many practical inconveniences posed by Priapism, how he was able to pull off this stiff task remains unclear. Adding [...]
Continue reading...5 Curious Questions About the Winter Olympics
Monday, March 1, 2010
The 2010 Winter Olympics may finally be over, but confusion remains rampant. Well, I’m still a bit confused, at least, but then I’ve never paid as close attention to the Winter Games as I did this year. Still, if you make the jump with us, we’re confident you’ll agree that there’s at least [...]
Continue reading...Epic Beard Man’s Punch Out!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Man, this brings back some memories…some old, some new. Either way, fairly frumptastic stuff. Especially the subtle incorporation of Amber Lamps in various forms. Love it… (Dbj with the tip)
Continue reading...This guy wants to referee your child’s wrestling match
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
(another contribution from the sick and twisted minds of the Wolfweb)
Continue reading...Sin is filthy, and so is Pastor Tony Schultz
Sunday, February 21, 2010
That is all (and thanks to dbj).
Continue reading...Prince Valiant kills three over tenure
Sunday, February 14, 2010
On Friday, after being denied tenure, Dr. Amy Bishop murdered three colleagues and injured three more at the University of Alabama at Huntsville. Over the past two days, more news has come out about this crazy wench suggesting she may have murdered her brother way back in 1986, proving she’s been crazier than a shit-house rat [...]
Continue reading...Toronto Raptors Mascot Eats Cheerleader
Friday, February 12, 2010
As if having to watch their team play the Nets wasn’t punishment enough, fans that actually stuck around for Toronto’s February 3rd half-time show were treated to another horrific display: The Raptors’ mascot devouring (and escaping to an undisclosed location with) one of the team’s cheerleaders. Disgraceful, indeed, but if you’re like me, you have an [...]
Continue reading...Sausage stuffed with Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Beef Burrito ensures Valentine’s Day romance
Friday, February 12, 2010
Well, Frumpsters, it’s that time again. Valentine’s Day is less than 48 hours away, and, as always, we’re here to provide a few pointers in hopes of ensuring your night is nothing short of an unequivocal romantic success. A year ago we offered the lonely hearts out there some advice aimed at landing them an [...]
Continue reading...9 inches of snow, and 9 inches of…wait…WTF?
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Ahhhh, the Interwebs. How I love ye so. Always keeping me on my toes, always keeping me in the know (however late to the game I am sometimes). I suppose I should preface this video with a bit of a confession. There’s only 3 things in this world that I’m immediately [...]
Continue reading...Now Back to the Future III is even more awkward…
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
As if the third installment of the Back to the Future franchise didn’t take away from the series enough already, now there’s this. And I say “now” here with some reservation, because, while I’ve only just come across this clip, I have to think it’s made its way around the intertubes a bit already. Still, how [...]
Continue reading...Even more footage from Alabama’s Wal-Mart BCS Trophy Extravaganza…
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Now with full motion pictures! Yeah, I know it seems we’re piling on at this point, but, on a hunch, I just happened to be over at You’re So Right, Carl. I also just happened to come across this video of a fan documenting his expedition to find the end of the seemingly endless queue [...]
Continue reading...Tennessee fan “pissed” about Lane Kiffin *update*
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
I have to say I agree with him. Completely appropriate response from “bigVOLdaddy.” Frump for the update
Continue reading...This Rooster Can Rock!
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
This rooster gives a whole new meaning to “Rock out with your cock out!”. Do I need to type more? I mean, I guess I could but really what would the point be? I could just sit here continuing to type and strive to find more words to go with a video like this, only [...]
Continue reading...Finally, you too can own a $9,000 masturbation machine
Monday, January 11, 2010
Roxxxy stands 170cm (five feet, seven inches) tall, weighs 54.43kg (120lbs), “has a full C cup and is ready for action,” according to Mr Hines, who was an artificial intelligence engineer at Bell Labs before starting TrueCompanion. Frump for more info on “how you can get your hands” on one…
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Always Sunny’s Dick Towel!
- The Top 25 College Football Programs of the Decade
- Wayne Ellington Lived the Life at UNC
- Sports Cars Dethroned as Primary Means of Male Compensation
- Fowl Play?
- Dook Flopping Camp
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- Cochese: prepare for total and complete Cochesey domination...
- dbj: i think your picture is a shoop. i can tell from ...
Friday, March 12, 2010
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