Tag Archive | "bizarre"
Prince Valiant kills three over tenure
Sunday, February 14, 2010
On Friday, after being denied tenure, Dr. Amy Bishop murdered three colleagues and injured three more at the University of Alabama at Huntsville. Over the past two days, more news has come out about this crazy wench suggesting she may have murdered her brother way back in 1986, proving she’s been crazier than a shit-house [...]
Continue reading...Toronto Raptors Mascot Eats Cheerleader
Friday, February 12, 2010
As if having to watch their team play the Nets wasn’t punishment enough, fans that actually stuck around for Toronto’s February 3rd half-time show were treated to another horrific display: The Raptors’ mascot devouring (and escaping to an undisclosed location with) one of the team’s cheerleaders. Disgraceful, indeed, but if you’re like me, you have [...]
Continue reading...Sausage stuffed with Taco Bell’s Cheesy Double Beef Burrito ensures Valentine’s Day romance
Friday, February 12, 2010
Well, Frumpsters, it’s that time again. Valentine’s Day is less than 48 hours away, and, as always, we’re here to provide a few pointers in hopes of ensuring your night is nothing short of an unequivocal romantic success. A year ago we offered the lonely hearts out there some advice aimed at landing them an [...]
Continue reading...9 inches of snow, and 9 inches of…wait…WTF?
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Ahhhh, the Interwebs. How I love ye so. Always keeping me on my toes, always keeping me in the know (however late to the game I am sometimes). I suppose I should preface this video with a bit of a confession. There’s only 3 things in this world that I’m immediately and categorically, albeit irrationally, [...]
Continue reading...Now Back to the Future III is even more awkward…
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
As if the third installment of the Back to the Future franchise didn’t take away from the series enough already, now there’s this. And I say “now” here with some reservation, because, while I’ve only just come across this clip, I have to think it’s made its way around the intertubes a bit already. Still, [...]
Continue reading...Even more footage from Alabama’s Wal-Mart BCS Trophy Extravaganza…
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Now with full motion pictures! Yeah, I know it seems we’re piling on at this point, but, on a hunch, I just happened to be over at You’re So Right, Carl. I also just happened to come across this video of a fan documenting his expedition to find the end of the seemingly endless queue [...]
Continue reading...Tennessee fan “pissed” about Lane Kiffin *update*
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
I have to say I agree with him. Completely appropriate response from “bigVOLdaddy.” Frump for the update
Continue reading...This Rooster Can Rock!
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
This rooster gives a whole new meaning to “Rock out with your cock out!”. Do I need to type more? I mean, I guess I could but really what would the point be? I could just sit here continuing to type and strive to find more words to go with a video like this, only [...]
Continue reading...Finally, you too can own a $9,000 masturbation machine
Monday, January 11, 2010
Roxxxy stands 170cm (five feet, seven inches) tall, weighs 54.43kg (120lbs), “has a full C cup and is ready for action,” according to Mr Hines, who was an artificial intelligence engineer at Bell Labs before starting TrueCompanion. Frump for more info on “how you can get your hands” on one…
Continue reading...High School Football Program Takes Recruiting Hoax Hook, Line and Sinker
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Would you trust this man to be a college football recruiter in your high school halls? The Croatan High School Cougars, of Carteret County, North Carolina, did, as well as others, and it’s kind of bit them, embarrassingly, in the ass. For reasons that have yet to be made entirely clear, Kodey Alexander Kroger spent several weeks [...]
Continue reading...Winkers
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Everyone that knows me is well aware that, while not at all interested in fashion, I’m often, inexplicably, on the cutting edge of it; setting trends, providing inspiration to family, friends, various social circles (including rival ones) and thus, by proxy, the world of fashion in general. It’s all quite bizarre to me, really, but [...]
Continue reading...Hardees gets a bit cheeky with new ad campagin…
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Hardees (don’t ever call it Carl’s Jr. around us) has come a long way since its humble beginnings in the scenic, cultural mecca that is Rocky Mount, North Carolina. Apparently, however, solid, yet simple, hamburgers and all beef hot dogs, classic “Big” roast beef sandwiches, and tater tots don’t really cut the mustard anymore. Well, [...]
Continue reading...So, you want to be an NFL WR?
Friday, May 1, 2009
Sure, we all do (don’t we?), but we also need to be aware of the potential drawbacks. It’s true, as an NFL player you may get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but you could also end up with a finger like the Jags’ Torry Holt down there [...]
Continue reading...Last Minute Dating Advice, Courtesy of Frumpzilla’s Ever Listening Ear
Friday, February 13, 2009
Well, Frumpsters, Valentine’s Day is right around the corner tomorrow, and I’m fairly certain there are quite a few lonely hearts out there that could use a little help landing a last second date. Sure, you could pick up a Cosmo, or Men’s Health or something on your way out the grocery store, or maybe [...]
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Always Sunny’s Dick Towel!
Sunday, February 21, 2010
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