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Everyone Loves the Crazy Ump: Here’s some tips on how to become one yourself!
So, The GingerHead Man contacted me today from Kuala Lumpur (he’s still on vacay). Apparently, during his semi-daily perusal of Deadspin, he’d come across this fantastic video of “Norm the Umpire” breaking dozens of kids’ spirits — as any truly accomplished, melodramatic umpire should — on a weekly basis. Well, this naturally gave rise to [...]
Continue reading...Hugo Chavez to join Twitter, Ozzie Guillen may or may not be concerned
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Our most loyal readers already know that, while Frumpzilla brings you daily doses of Sports, Entertainment and Social Commentary from Unprofessional, Highly Irresponsible Sources, our ultimate goal is “thermonuclear, global media domination.” We may not know what that entails quite yet, or even what it means, but it sounds frumpin’ cool as hell. So, fingers [...]
Continue reading...And you thought Chatroulette was bad…
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
In what may go down as perhaps the worst wedding toast in the history of the modern world (ever), a Chechian man has been left brain dead after a classic Russian Roulette prank went horribly wrong while he was toasting the bride and groom. To make matters worse, it was all caught on video, as [...]
Continue reading...Safe for work porn ironically still NSFW
Friday, March 12, 2010
The staff at Frumpzilla is constantly striving to bring you the funny….along the way, we occasionally run into things that we deem too (seriously, the following link is very vulgar) vulgar, crass or just overall inappropriate for our feel-good website. Those things are usually cast aside to the depths of Frumpville, never to return. However, [...]
Continue reading...Epic Beard Man’s Punch Out!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Man, this brings back some memories…some old, some new. Either way, fairly frumptastic stuff. Especially the subtle incorporation of Amber Lamps in various forms. Love it… (Dbj with the tip)
Continue reading...Meet Reuben Foster: The best LB prospect you’ve ever seen…
Thursday, February 25, 2010
that isn’t old enough to obtain a driver’s license in his home state. Seriously, Frumpsters. File this kid’s freak’s name away somewhere, and remember that you may or may not have first heard about him via your friends at Frumpzilla. Foster is a Freshman at Troup County High School in LaGrange, Georgia. That’s right, a [...]
Continue reading...I see your Sidney Crosby and raise you an Alex Ovechkin
Sunday, February 21, 2010
One of the great debates now in hockey circles is, “who would you rather have?” Sid the Kid or Ovie? While their offensive skills are pretty much dead even, Ovechkin brings a physical game to the table…which can completely shift the momentum of game in a way that finesse cannot. Observe the Zapruder-like video below [...]
Continue reading...AC Transit Beatdown YouTuber, Iyanna, Speaks Out
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Glad we jumped on this story yesterday well before a lot of the big boys did (today). Now if we could just parlay it into even just a little taste of the massive amounts of traffic they’re surely receiving, we may be able to cover Frump’s overhead for the next month, maybe more. With that [...]
Continue reading...When Old People Attack (On an AC Transit Bus)
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
***UPDATE: NOW EVEN MORE AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT (after the jump)!*** For our semi-weekly posting of a random, crazy as hell YouTube video, we bring you this clip of a beat down on an Oakland bus. Can’t really make out what started all this (and there’s some harsh language, so be careful if you’re at [...]
Continue reading...Toronto Raptors Mascot Eats Cheerleader
Friday, February 12, 2010
As if having to watch their team play the Nets wasn’t punishment enough, fans that actually stuck around for Toronto’s February 3rd half-time show were treated to another horrific display: The Raptors’ mascot devouring (and escaping to an undisclosed location with) one of the team’s cheerleaders. Disgraceful, indeed, but if you’re like me, you have [...]
Continue reading...Crossing the Street Fail
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
In light of all the inclement weather the Frumpzilla staff has been experiencing lately, I figured it would be a good time to remind us all of how much worse it could be. For example, like, if you got owned (twice) this badly by the weather within a 3 second span (and were about to [...]
Continue reading...Super Bowl Prop Betting Your Way To Temporary Social Stardom
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Or: Drawing attention to yourself, positive or negative, as you desire, at whatever traditional, obligatory junket you may be attending in honor of Super Bowl XLIV. We all know Super Bowl props are “fun” (don’t we?), but not all Super Bowl props are created equal. After all, who not named “Reggie Bush” can typically get any [...]
Continue reading...Herschel Walker’s MMA Fight Video
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Herschel Walker doesn’t exactly look like he’s 47 years-old, does he? In fact, at least relative to the commonly held belief that the younger you are the better you can look, I’d say he looks a lot closer to my peak potential during my neo-natal days. But you can’t judge a book by its cover, [...]
Continue reading...MacGruber!!! *Updated w/ Trailer!*
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
On April 23rd, the theatrical adaptation on SNL’s hits the big screen. At first glance, I chalked this up to yet another failed attempt at making a 5 minute SNL sketch(30 second sketch in this case) into a full feature length flick. Remember “The Ladies Man”? “Coneheads”?? “A Night at the Roxbury”??? “It’s Pat”??!?!?!! You [...]
Continue reading...Any chance that this thing is natural? (NSFW)
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Ladies and Gents, this is Daisa Hubert. There has to be some kind of performance-enhancing situation here, right? I mean, no way this is real.
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Always Sunny’s Dick Towel!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
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