Laura Hall, who hails from Bromsgrove, Worcestershire has been court ordered to refrain from entering a pub, bar, club or off-licence for two years. The Metro.co.uk writes:

The drinking banning order also states that she cannot buy alcohol or drink in any public place.

Police applied to magistrates for the order because of the number of drink-related offences that Hall had been involved in.

Wow. I can’t even imagine what kind of shenanigans Laura was getting herself into. I mean, really. I’ve seen people throw up on the bar, urinate on the bar(multiple times), throw people through windows at the bar, the list goes on. Yet, I’m pretty sure most, if not all, of those people were legally able to head on back the next day to get a bloody mary and nurse that hangover.

Laura Hall must have been into some unprecedented tomfoolery! The British also have quite the reputation for liking their booze, so this must be one of the worst punishments fathomable. What’s next? Banning alcohol from all things futbol related? Banning them from being able to have their clothes tailored?

Laura Hall needs to hang out with this guy:

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Do you remember what you did for fun when you were 12?  Neither do I.  However, I’m pretty sure it involved playing some bball with my buddies or trading baseball cards, definitely not making the babies.  The same cannot be said for Alfie Patten, a 13 year old british lad(who looks closer to 7 than 13) as he has recently knocked up his gorgeous 15 year old lady.  Proof of her classic beauty after the jump in the Sun link.

As a buddy of mine says, “I’m not in the judgement bidness”, however this is regahdamdiculous!!  I’m 28 and to be honest, it’s a struggle sometimes to take care of myself sometimes.  Normally when the unfortunate get pregnant too early, we talk about how it’s a shame they’ll never get to experience college without the responsibilities no 18 or 19 year old should bear.  In said case, this poor kid won’t get to experience the 7th friggin grade without those responsibilities. 

Sorry, this is my first post back in awhile and I’m just at a loss for words.  I’m confused as to whether I should try to be funny(notice I said try) or if I should just cry for humanity.  Links to articles and videos after the jump.  I’m done.

The SUN UK link…who obviously don’t like me stealing their photos, so I also had to go through the link below.  Might as well include that as well.

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/753177/boy-13-did-father-baby-teen-mum