Well, it’s Friday, and it’s been a long time since we’ve posted anything. And, sometimes it’s just good to let ‘ol Googlebot know you’re still around.
This isn’t the first time we’ve featured cats being assholes here on Frumpzilla, but it’s certainly one of the best examples we’ve come across as of late. Sure, an apologist might describe domesticated felines as “independent,” “proud,” and “sly,” but the more level headed among us — i.e. “dog people” — understand that that’s simply a nice way of framing their true nature as smug, guile assholes that would scratch your heart out for just a whiff of Nepeta cataria.
If you still have doubts, watch the above video again. I mean, if they’ll do that to their own kind, what could they possibly be thinking as they’re curled up next to you, waiting for their “master” to fall asleep at night? Just sayin’, don’t say Frump didn’t warn you…
This video comes to us from Electronic/Math rock superstars Holy Fuck, from Toronto, ON. This video for “Red Lights” is bound to get things off on the right foot whether you watch it today or not. But seriously, watch it today and pass it along because dogs chasing cats never gets old. Especially when they’re in cars and there are explosions.
Ever felt like your pets are trying to tell you something? Perhaps even harboring an intense, calculated desire to kill you? Sure, we all have.
I can’t tell you how many times I got that strange feeling after one of me and Frump’s staring contests went just a little too far. Very unsettling.
Of course, sometimes I guess it’s worth taking a step back and asking yourself if your furry (or feathered) friends may actually have a legitimate reason for secretly plotting a fail safe scheme to extinguish your life.
You know, maybe if, like, you were douchey enough to film yourself doing sit-ups, or something. It’s worth considering…