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ACC Tournament’s Mascot Night may or may not have stooped to new low

This promotion poster looks rather innocent at first, doesn’t it?  Let alone the enticing value presented by the 4-4-4 deal, how could one not be drawn in by the inescapable psychological comfort something called “Mascot Night” induces?  Well, that’s how they get you. As you’ll see (after the jump), there’s something quite ominous about this [...]

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Toronto Raptors Mascot Eats Cheerleader

As if having to watch their team play the Nets wasn’t punishment enough, fans that actually stuck around for Toronto’s February 3rd half-time show were treated to another horrific display: The Raptors’ mascot devouring (and escaping to an undisclosed location with) one of the team’s cheerleaders. Disgraceful, indeed, but if you’re like me, you have [...]

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