It started with widening the gap in education and scholastic aptitude in general. Then virtually insurmountable innovations in consumer electronics. Next came the complete and utter domination of the automobile industry, just prior to unveiling perhaps the most significant strides in genetic engineering to date.
Now, they’re shrinking vaginas and killing spermatozooms in one fell, over-the-counter swoop. Do you even know know what spermatozooms are? I sure as hell don’t. But they do.
Time to awake up, America. Time to wake up, stop bitching about a 10% unemployment rate and ludicrously large national debt, and smell the lurbri cate the Far East is using to f*ck you in the ass. I mean, we’ve been trying to eradicate HIV/AIDS for what now, 30-plus years? They’re packaging the cure and placing it in a conspicuous box on the shelf at a Shanghai CVS.
Listen, we may never make the most reliable cars again, or the HDTV with the deepest blacks and best contrast ratio, but I’ll be damned if we’re gonna fall behind in the race to shrink c*nts. Am I right? Who’s with me?!? U-S-A! U-S-A!
Thanks to DBJ for the link to this oldie but goodie…
Frump’s not the biggest boxing enthusiast in the blogosphere, but he knows a good KO when he sees it. This one comes courtesy of Kyrgyzstan’s Asadullo Boimuradov, and at the expense of Syria’s Mustafa Farah — Middleweight contenders at the 2010 Asian Games. BOOM!
Nevertheless, I’m not here to judge. I’m just here to use this opportunity to provide you with some more fantastic screens of Coach K’s magnificent app (pandas and dragons included)! That’s right, Frumpsters, just for you, I actually managed to find my way out of New York, hopped a plane to China and then went for a lovely jog on Duke’s gloriously Gothic campus. It just keeps getting better and better…and by “better” I mean absolutely insane…