Given his history, the world may never know for certain if Brett Favre will or will not retire, or change his mind about whatever decision he may or may not have made shortly thereafter.
But wouldn’t it be nice — wouldn’t it have been nice — if he asked the masses, sports fans, the people his actions affect the most for advice? You know, like our friend Lebron James did not so long ago?
I mean, things certainly couldn’t have gone much worse, right? Well, I’m not sure if Brett’s version would be this “penis-heavy,” but it probably should be.
All he had to do was ask, you know. Would of saved us all a lot of trouble.
Warning: If “penis” and “dick” are NSFW words where you earn your keep, then there’s some fairly NSFW language in the video
Maybe it’s because the market is so saturated already, or perhaps because I didn’t particularly care for the way King James handled things over the summer. Or maybe it’s just that my interest in NBA basketball continues to steadily decline since, oh, about 1998 or so.
Man, props to anyone that saw this one coming. Who’d of thought Cavs fans would still be this bitter about King James’ gracious exit/escape to South Beach over the summer?
You know, believe it or else, there is a silver lining to this unfortunate situation: However ugly the jeers directed at James were, it all still led up to what was almost certainly the most uproarious road game introduction of former Cavalier Zydrunas Ilgauskus’ career.
Incidentally, it’s probably just a matter of time before “former” Heat coach Erik Spoelstra receives a similar road game ovation in Miami…