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Who needs haraam when pet lions are freely available?

December 13, 2010


Hey, remember the time Matt finished that entire fifth of Jager at  Trav’s house, and, you know, passed out way too soon?  Man alive, he’ll never live those photos down.

And that time we all got so blazed off that really good sh*t Justin brought back from Canada?  Yeah, man — I swear Dark Side has never sounded that good.

Oh, or that time Ismail showed up at Omar’s party with his pet lion, and Ali got super freaked out? Ha! Those were the days…

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A Very Special, Jihad, Christmas

December 8, 2010

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Being approximately 1/4 Arabic, I’m somewhat ashamed to say I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here. Yes, I’ve never put forth the effort to learn the  native tongue of that segment of my elders, but at least I’ve still got those Berlitz tapes.

So, yeah, there’s still plenty of time to pick the language up, I suppose.  I just hope I’ve learned enough in time to reason with them the day these cute little tykes show up at my door singing carols. You know, bringing tidings of joy, laughter, and cheer. Droppin’ bodies and what not..

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