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Vulva: Feminine, Erotic, Intimate Vaginal Scent For Your Very Own WTF Smelling Pleasure

March 7, 2011

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Now you too can smell just like a wet vagina...As if we didn’t already have enough to blame Germany for — David Hasselhoff, Rammstein, Hitler, etc. — now there’s Vulva: New, Irresistible Vaginal Scent.

That’s right, Vulva — with roll-on applicator. While I imagine this isn’t fresh news, I’m just now learning how easy it is to carry the vaginal scent of a beautiful woman along where ever life’s travels may take me.  

Oh, and guys, it’s not a perfume. It’s not even cologne, or an eau de toilette. In fact:

It is the feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure. The NEW scent filled into an exclusive glass phial with a comfortable roll-on applicator with more content of that precious, organic substance.

Amazing. Capturing something like that in a bottle must have been a terribly taxing chore, no?:

Our greatest challenge was to preserve the intimate scent without altering the essences thereof. After many years of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with long lasting effect.

Breathtaking. So if it’s not a cologne, just what the hell am I supposed to do with it?

The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the slightly yellow, desirable substance is applied onto the back of the hand, and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head. Breath in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the intimate smell of an irresistible woman.

And what film might that be? A German one, I presume?

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