In the spirit of the popular Eat This…Not That literature running amuck, I aim to illuminate delicious treats from coast to coast and abroad with complete disregard for caloric intake, because how may of us have had a memorable smoothie, or unforgettable steamed veggies? Not likely my friend….but if you are like me then that 3000 calorie chocolate covered cookie/donut hybrid you had with your coffee yesterday, or that steak and cheese dipped in its own grease and deep fried at the fair speak to you on a deeper level. This column is dedicated to those who throw caution to the wind, and nosh righteously whilst telling Richard Simmons to fuck off.
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November 25, 2008
The geniuses over at BaconToday.com have just raised the bar for Thanksgiving Dinner. I’m sure by now you’ve heard of the genetic masterpiece, the Turducken. It’s a turkey that’s stuffed with duck, which has already been stuffed with chicken. It’s basically one of those Russian stacking dolls(that you keep opening up only to find a smaller doll which also contains a smaller doll and so on), yet much more delicious.
What those Bacon obsessors have done is take the Turducken and add the next logical step, wrap that bitch in bacon! Unfortunately I’ve found this just now, and I think I’m going to have a (now boring)cajun fried turkey this year..but you can bet I’ll keep this in mind for years to come. Although before I try, It’ll probably be good to see if anyone dies this week from direct exposure to THE TURBACONDUCKEN!!!
Pictures of the monstrosity and much much more bacon porn after the jump!