We’ve got quite a few golfers on staff here at Frumpzilla. I’m not one of them.
Try or not try as he might, The Gingerhead Man will likely never get me out on the links — at least not until scenes like this become less of an anomaly.
Don’t get me wrong. I’m not wishing injuries on anyone, and I certainly hope this chap made a full recovery. But, a little zest from time to time couldn’t hurt, right? A bit of danger, perhaps? It would certainly pique my interest.
Many thanks to Robert Allenby in advance.