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Old man dancing to Too Short proves even old dogs can learn new tricks…

And, I mean, there’s a lot of new tricks in here. Can’t quite make out what kiosk this gentleman wondered over from, or how he escaped his handlers, but one thing is abundantly clear: He obviously felt life was simply too short to not just shut up and dance (to Too $hort). Truly wise within [...]

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Carlsberg Workers Strike Over Only Being Allowed to Drink at Lunch

In the latest story reminding us yanks that we may be just a bit too uptight at times, still not too far removed from certain aspects of our evangelical roots ( perhaps), over 1,000 Carlsberg brewery workers went on strike recently, apparently up in arms about the company’s new “Lunch-Only” beer policy. That’s right, up [...]

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What else is The Potty Dance teaching our kids?

Hey, if you haven’t heard of The Potty Dance yet, wake up and join modern society, okay? This thing may or may not be sweeping the nation as you read (at least amongst those with kids that have yet to master the complex intricacies associated with socially acceptable urination and bowel movements), and we certainly [...]

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It’s Secretary’s Day! (again)

As most of our hundreds of thousands of readers have probably noticed, Frumpzilla has been on the mend for awhile now.  Still is, really, but, despite our current state of flux, we just couldn’t resist paying homage to one of our favorite secular holidays.  We could, however, fail to come up with anything original, and [...]

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Why Can’t I Have a Bulletproof Suit, Too? Perhaps I Can…

So I’m sure you’ve all heard the reports about President Obama wearing bullet proof clothing during the inaugural ceremonies on Tuesday.  Yeah, it’s true. See that strapping overcoat up there?  Bulletproof.  Shirt?  Bulletproof.  Tie?  Bulletproof.  That Q-Ray Bracelet thing on his right wrist?  Bulletproof, and it’s all thanks to one Miguel Caballero, a Colombian designer [...]

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It’s Secretary’s Day

Have you made your little pencil pusher’s day special?

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