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Frumpzilla PSA: The Internets can be Cruel

March 26, 2010

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holy shit you look like someone beat your face with a sack of hot dimes

A: My boyfriend is addicted to Reddit. Remind him what I look like while I'm actually probably layting next to him. Internets: Holy shit...your look like someone beat your face with a sack of hot dimes


It’s true, Frumpsters. Sad as it is, there’s a seedy, sticky web of anonymous derision and ridicule out there that, by design, is just waiting to snag unsuspecting victims. Worst part is, even those innocents that presumably only tap into the innertubes out of practical or professional necessity aren’t safe.

Take this chick whose boyfriend is allegedly addicted to Reddit and apparently doesn’t pay her enough attention anymore (I’ve seen it a hundred times). Sad, and definitely something I can understand her wanting to talk to someone about (maybe her boyfriend?). Unfortunately, she made the critical error of actually confiding in Reddit itself, in the pics forum no less, not to mention implying that, based on her profile pic alone, the community would/should naturally agree that a night with her would be far more desirable than a night with Reddit. Tragic. I bet she didn’t even see the “sack of hot dimes” comment coming…

Dbj with the tip

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When Old People Attack (On an AC Transit Bus)

February 16, 2010

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***UPDATE: NOW EVEN MORE AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT (after the jump)!***

For our semi-weekly posting of a random, crazy as hell YouTube video, we bring you this clip of a beat down on an Oakland bus.

Can’t really make out what started all this (and there’s some harsh language, so be careful if you’re at work), but it’s not everyday that one gets to witness a 67 year-old geezer blow up a young whipper snapper’s face (even in Oakland). Expect this video to open the festivities at the next AARP convention…

DBJ comes through with the tip

***UPDATE: NOW EVEN MORE AC TRANSIT BUS FIGHT (after the jump)!***

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