Before his demise as the head football coach at Clemson, Tommy Bowden was always reliable to produce some form of hilarity, ridiculousness, or general shenaniganry.
(4/08) On freshman Kyle Parker, who is having a really good season with the baseball team:
“I’ve watched him practice and I’ve watched him play (baseball). He’s really good looking. If I was a girl, I’d be very interested in him. He wears those tight pants. When you wear loose stuff, you can’t tell the definition of a guy’s body. In baseball, everything’s tight and you can tell he’s very well put together.”
Good night, sweet prince.