Robert Gary Jones of Woodstock, Ga. was listening to his iPod and jogging in Hilton Head, SC when a small plane, attempting an emergency landing, landed on top of him killing him instantly. We at Frumpzilla feel like there may be a case against Apple or heck even Sony regarding this situation. If Sony and their blasted Walkman hadn’t revolutionized the way we run to music, Robert Gary Jones may still be with us.
My favorite part(read: saddest favorite part) about this story is that the pilot was asked for a comment, which he declined but instead said, “I’ve got a lot of issues going on right now. I’ve got a plane that’s all torn up. And I’ve got a young man that I killed”. This jerk just landed on top of some poor guy and he’s initially worried about replacing his rudder.(there are rudders on planes right?)
What does this have to do with 16 seeds in the NCAA tournament you may ask? Well, you can’t tell me there are better odds of a plane landing on you while jogging on the beach than there are of a #16 seed knocking off a #1. True, no #16 has ever beaten a #1 but […]