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Meteorologist Mishap #127: “John” is Expanding

October 15, 2012


Don’t let the “127” up there fool you — Frump hasn’t done a series on these classics or anything, though there might be one or two out there. 127 is just a rough estimate of how much sufficiently similar, legitimately lol-worthy stuff is likely out there on the interwebs. Indeed, a testament to the many pitfalls of being a weatherman.

You just have to be on a heightened state of alert in that profession, but most meteorologists know this. Most have seen enough dong-shaped animated graphics flying around behind them to know you don’t pull out the emphatic pelvic thrust maneuver all willy-nilly — not least when discussing the expansion of a tropical storm named “John.” Most know that.

Others, like our friend Dan up there, occasionally get caught with their pants down, exposed on YouTube and the like, but it’s all part of the learning process, I suppose.


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ESPN isn’t the only media player jacked up about 3D television technology

January 11, 2010


With the Worldwide Leader’s recent announcement of the launch of 3D television broadcasts, beginning with this summer’s World Cup, sports fans the world over were quite aroused at the prospect of donning gaudy eye-wear and duping their visual faculties into adding an extra dimension to traditional television content.

Well, not to be outdone, it appears another market player will be taking its own bite out of the inevitable 3D-TV craze on the horizon, and it’s all thanks to a man appropriately named Johnson.  Lance Johnson, that is.

That’s right, Frumpsters: Porn. 3D porn, and it’s coming right at you, in your face, from the comfort of your own living room (for only about $4,000 up front, and then about twenty to thrity bones per month thereafter).  Frump it here for more on this story…

Lance Johnson: Bringing you 3D porn since 2010 (Photo Credit: Asher Moses)


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