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Vulva: Feminine, Erotic, Intimate Vaginal Scent For Your Very Own WTF Smelling Pleasure

March 7, 2011

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Now you too can smell just like a wet vagina...As if we didn’t already have enough to blame Germany for — David Hasselhoff, Rammstein, Hitler, etc. — now there’s Vulva: New, Irresistible Vaginal Scent.

That’s right, Vulva — with roll-on applicator. While I imagine this isn’t fresh news, I’m just now learning how easy it is to carry the vaginal scent of a beautiful woman along where ever life’s travels may take me.  

Oh, and guys, it’s not a perfume. It’s not even cologne, or an eau de toilette. In fact:

It is the feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure. The NEW scent filled into an exclusive glass phial with a comfortable roll-on applicator with more content of that precious, organic substance.

Amazing. Capturing something like that in a bottle must have been a terribly taxing chore, no?:

Our greatest challenge was to preserve the intimate scent without altering the essences thereof. After many years of extensive testing and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with long lasting effect.

Breathtaking. So if it’s not a cologne, just what the hell am I supposed to do with it?

The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the slightly yellow, desirable substance is applied onto the back of the hand, and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head. Breath in and enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the intimate smell of an irresistible woman.

And what film might that be? A German one, I presume?


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Danish Game Show invites contestants to identify the scent of some random dude’s ass

February 9, 2011


Not content to sit idly by while The Netherlands enjoys the cultural spoils and influence of its “Dutch Oven,” Denmark has brought the world Total Blackout — a game show that could possibly make even the Japanese blush.

Yes, rarely has Europe offered a more pungent and exemplary bouquet of its relative refinement than when this lucky contestant came face to ass with identifying the scent of just that — ass. And in the dark to boot!

I suppose this Dane should count himself lucky, though — having not been able to identify that ass’ odor at first sniff — because, you know, that could have been pretty awkward, I guess.

Either way, something certainly appears to be in the air, so to speak. A few hours ago DBJ sent me this lovely video of some lady smelling her own ass.

More or less reasonable? I don’t know.

Why? Also ignorant to that, and it’s not a mystery Frump plans on sniffing out…

Thanks to the Hurricane for the tip

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