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It’s official: Matthew Stafford has the strongest arm in the NFL

May 3, 2010

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Matthew Stafford has the strongest arm in the NFL Now if he could just stay off his backside long enough to put it to good use, who knows; maybe the Lions could get above .500 for the first time in a decade.

Seriously, though. Go ahead. Tell your friends. Given the immeasurable appeal and influence the Madden franchise has on the masses, Sundays at the bar shall no longer be graced by the classic “biggest arm” debate. No more inebriated oral dissertations on the physics of velocity versus distance. No more girlfriends wondering just who the hell Jay Cutler is — The one with the weak chin? Yeah, that’s him — it’s all over, and the folks at EA Sports are the ones to blame.

Indeed, the evil empire of sports video gaming recently released a sneak peek of some of its Madden 2011 Quarterbacks, and, with a “Throwing Power” rating of 97, Stafford shall now and forever be known as having the biggest and baddest of all the “laser, rocket arms” launching pigskins during the 2010 season.

In other news, Peyton Manning and Drew Brees are really, really good NFL QB’s — almost perfect, in fact, with 99 overall ratings — and the league’s suspected bias against the non-traditional, “athletic” QB is further confirmed by Vince Young’s 79.

Expect numerous “who’s better, who’s best?” arguments to come to screeching halts this Fall when these figures start getting thrown around; rosy cheeks will be abound. Get more ammunition here

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Matthew Stafford is Now a Man…

November 24, 2009

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At least according to the creator of this brilliant YouTube video.  As we all know, there comes a time in everyone’s life – yes, even you, ladies when it’s time to step up and be a man; a mannny, mannny, mawhhhn, at that.

After Stafford had a huge, record setting day against the Browns (highlights in the video), becoming the youngest player in NFL history to throw 5 TD passes in a game, the first rookie to do so since 1937, and leading an 88 yard, game winning drive sans timeouts with under 2 minutes to play, Matty Fire has apparently made the aforementioned transition. 

How much his alleged drilling of apparently copious amounts of sweet, uterine crude had to do with said transition is unclear…

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