Continuing Frumpzilla’s series on unruly guests disrespecting the integrity of America’s favorite eateries, today we bring you this lovely video of what appears to be a gang-related, Halloween rampage at an Oakland Denny’s.
I use “gang” loosely there, because, based on their respective names (“P-World” and Town Bizz”), I’m not sure these two groups could justifiably carry the general, negative connotation of most gang-related violence. Might just be a geographical distinction, but then Frump’s not particularly up on these things.
Nevertheless, as far as restaurant-related violence goes, P-World and Town Bizz are perhaps second to none. McDonald’s, Subway, eat your heart out…
Frump recently brought you video of an epic brouhaha at a San Francisco McDonald’s – The Giants Game 2 win over the Rangers in the World Series apparently riled up the locals moreso than usual.
Now, I’m not sure why, but I guess I’ve always considered Subway a somewhat “classier” eatery – at least as far as fast food goes. If nothing else, it’s healthier, right? Jared proves that. But, yeah, maybe we should just leave it at healthier.
It’s not abundantly clear what set this dude off. I mean, as far as I know, Subway’s still running that fantastic Five Dollar Footlong special, so that’s out. Here’s what we do know, however:
Someone apparently asked to see this guy’s ass
This didn’t sit well with him
He may or may not have an irrational fear of telephone cords
In this young man’s lingo, “Getting nuclar up in here” apparently refers to missing wildly with cheap-shot haymakers
After getting wailed on by someone in a University of Texas hoodie (how embarrassing!), he felt it wise to start an illegal, street fighting gambling ring
One month’s salary to this young man is apparently $100
If a Fast Food Fight ensues, don’t bet on the outcome – Just take “Yes” on the prop “Will someone take their shirt off?”
Public intoxication – and/or being a really big douche – can lead to getting tasered
It’s safe to assume – right or wrong – that the cops will always have an itchy trigger finger
You can’t take Giants fans anywhere. This is at a McDonalds right next to AT&T park after a World Series victory against the Rangers. According to the YouTube description, this all happened because McD’s got an order wrong, profanity was used in front of a child, and there was a misunderstanding on ownership of said child. Naturally you must throw chairs after something like that.
I guess San Francisco has come a long way from the days of peace and love…..milk and honey….ya know, other nice things and other really nice things.