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Man survives three-week erection, may regret living to tell about it…

It’s true. A 55 year-old man saved himself, and his penis (to a degree), finally seeking emergency medical treatment after managing to go three straight weeks on the up and up.   In light of the many practical inconveniences posed by Priapism, how he was able to pull off this stiff task remains unclear. Adding [...]

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Man uses sammich as his pimp-hand

With the recent news that a man may be charged with assault for attempting to keep his pimp hand strong via the use of a sammich, I figured it might be a good time to make a brief list…

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