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What the Hell is This?!?!

December 3, 2010

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The YouTube description says it’s a music video to promote a program called “Golden Times” that airs on Norwegian television. That’s all well and good but that explains nothing! It doesn’t explain how or why they enlisted the vocal stylings of Dolph Lundgren, Glenn Close, Tonya Harding(gah!), the late Leslie Neilsen and more! It most certainly doesn’t explain why Tubbs looks exactly the same as when Miami Vice actually ran.

The only one I’m giving a pass to is George. Because, come on…it’s George. Anyone that had anything to do with Seinfeld gets a pass for life(even Kramer). I can’t imagine they got a license for the Beatles cover. Is this a byproduct of their catalog being available on iTunes now?

Do yourself a favor and check out Alfonso Ribeiero go off at the 1:46 mark. Also, at the 3:30 mark, that’s not really Kelly McGillis is it? Top Guy Kelly McGillis?!?! I don’t see it.

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Norwegian prankster desperately tries to flash his junk on live television

December 1, 2010

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There’s trying to expose yourself before a television audience, and then there’s trying to expose yourself before a television audience in Norway. Outdoors. In the middle of winter.

As you see, our little exhibitionist friend really wants Norwegian soccer fans to see his viking longship, and a clever cock block or two isn’t going to dampen his spirits. You know, I bet if he had to jump up and down just to get his tallywacker on the tele he’d do it (he does).

Perhaps most bizarre, however, is the reaction — or lack thereof — of the presenter, field reporter, and camera guy. Pretty sure if this had gone down in the U-S of A, we’d of been greeted with a test pattern rather quickly. They’re much more chill about things like this in Norway, apparently.

Now, in Sweden, we’d of probably gotten a full-on, Sergio Leone-esque close-up shot of the goods, but that’s neither here nor there…

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Curling rocks my face and is easily the best Winter Olympic event

February 16, 2010

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FACT.

Jennifer Jones curls with the best of em

get it slut!

Any Olympic sport that you can do in a bar or on a cruise ship (in miniature and altered versions), while heavily intoxicated, trumps all others.  It speaks to the common man, the tailgater.  Curling is like the cornhole of the Olympics.  (OMG can you imagine cornhole in the Summer Olympics!!  GIGGITY!!!)

Cochese doing work in the cornhole pit

'Chese doin what he do

I am so seriously pissed sitting here right now watching the Canadians pound Norway in stupid hockey.  The description on my guide clearly says hockey AND curling.

HEY.  NBC.  THIS IS AMERICA.  WE GET ENOUGH STUPID HOCKEY ALREADY.  NOBODY CARES.  ITS 8-0.  PREEMPT THIS DODO.

*UPDATE* now NBC is showing women’s hockey….China v Finland.  Liberal-commie bastards (NBC not the Chinese or Norwegians).  WILL THE MADNESS EVER END, JEFF ZUCKER?

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