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How to blow a Vuvuzela

July 14, 2010

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The World Cup may be over, but, God bless it, whether perceived as aural ecstasy or a hellacious case of tinnitus, there’s no denying that the ubiquitous call of the now internationally infamous vuvuzela lives on in the minds and eardrums of millions.

Thankfully — though one would think that what’s essentially a roided up kazoo could be skillfully demonstrated sans operating manual — the world now has access to step-by-step instructions for bringing the vuvuzela’s inescapable awe and/or agitation to friends, family, and utter strangers alike. Enjoy..

Vuvuzela blowing instructions

If you’re having trouble reading that (you probably are), click here for a full size version. Thanks to Dbj for the tip.

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Frumpzilla PSA: The Internets can be Cruel

March 26, 2010

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holy shit you look like someone beat your face with a sack of hot dimes

A: My boyfriend is addicted to Reddit. Remind him what I look like while I'm actually probably layting next to him. Internets: Holy shit...your look like someone beat your face with a sack of hot dimes


It’s true, Frumpsters. Sad as it is, there’s a seedy, sticky web of anonymous derision and ridicule out there that, by design, is just waiting to snag unsuspecting victims. Worst part is, even those innocents that presumably only tap into the innertubes out of practical or professional necessity aren’t safe.

Take this chick whose boyfriend is allegedly addicted to Reddit and apparently doesn’t pay her enough attention anymore (I’ve seen it a hundred times). Sad, and definitely something I can understand her wanting to talk to someone about (maybe her boyfriend?). Unfortunately, she made the critical error of actually confiding in Reddit itself, in the pics forum no less, not to mention implying that, based on her profile pic alone, the community would/should naturally agree that a night with her would be far more desirable than a night with Reddit. Tragic. I bet she didn’t even see the “sack of hot dimes” comment coming…

Dbj with the tip

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Marisa Miller, et al., are getting topless for you in GQ UK

February 25, 2010

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Tastefully, of course. Came across these over at Velveteen Audio Lab, and, boy, what a fantastic frumping find.

Miller headlines the spread in the March edition of the magazine, but there’s a lot more than just Marisa’s assets on display. Models Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, Maja Latinovic,Tiiu Kuik and Liliana Dominguez would all like you to purchase this issue as well, and they do a damn good job of selling it (after the jump)…

Marisa Miller gets topless in March's GQ UK

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This guy wants to referee your child’s wrestling match

February 23, 2010

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Creepy.

(another contribution from the sick and twisted minds of the Wolfweb)

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Spectacular view from the top of the new Burj Khalifa tower (Burj Dubai)

January 5, 2010

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HOLY SHIT.

I guess this is where all the money I spend on my gas-guzzler went.

Stats and pics after the jump…

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Dubya Shocks Us One More Time

November 14, 2008

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Captions and conspiracy theories welcome in the comments!!

Shocking

So President Bush met with a college’s track team on Wednesday to congratulate them on their national championship.  Dear Lord, I hope they just completed a three-peat!  The only way this picture would make sense AT ALL is if this was Wichita State posing with Dubya….but no, it’s friggin Arizona State.  It’s anyone’s guess how this pose came about.  My theory is that a staff photog is a little bit too ready for January 09 to come.  At least he didn’t publish the version of this with the “one to steer the wheel”.

 

link to the actual White House release after the jump.

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