“Actress”, “Model”, and all-around “classy” gal Lindsay Lohan is back in the news today. My guess is, reality finally struck Ms. Lohan and she realized no one was willing to pay her anymore for doing absolutely nothing. So naturally, she’s moved on to the next easiest way to never work a day in her life, a lawsuit. Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million claiming they modeled a character in their latest commercial after her.
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People of Haiti need not be concerned anymore. It’s true that their airport can only handle 130 landings each day and many planes circle the airfield hoping to land and offer their food, water, and other support. However, 1 of those planes that was able to land was piloted by John Travolta and contained some food and a whole lot of crazy. Great news.
Travolta dropped off a whole crop of Scientologists who, dressed in yellow shirts, have been using a process called “assist” in which the power of touch is said to reconnect nervous systems damaged by trauma. You read that correct. Scientologists are touching people and claiming it is healing them.
How many times has this happened to you? You’re having a wonderful *hands free* conversation and your bluetooth falls out of your ear and breaks on the ground!! Worse yet, what if you go somewhere that doesn’t allow the type of communication with others that slyly looks like you’re talking to yourself? It’s just too much work taking those things off and putting them in your pocket! You may have to do that 2 or 3 times a day! That’s way too much to ask of someone that prefers convenience over personal appearance.
Thankfully, the people over at bluDANGLE have come up with just the right solution for these quandaries. As seen below, you can now clip your bluetooth to your shirt so you can “never lose your hands free device again”. This also comes in handy for drawing even more attention to the ridiculousness you have stuck in your ear. What will they think of next?!?!
Also, I know some of our readers may not be able to fathom how such a miracle works, so there is a video of it’s demonstration after the jump, believe me, you won’t want to miss this guy!!