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What else is The Potty Dance teaching our kids?

Hey, if you haven’t heard of The Potty Dance yet, wake up and join modern society, okay? This thing may or may not be sweeping the nation as you read (at least amongst those with kids that have yet to master the complex intricacies associated with socially acceptable urination and bowel movements), and we [...]

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Juggalo News

I’ll be the first to admit that I’m really not all that familiar with Insane Clown Posse and their music, although I guess I may be proud of that. I’ve also learned what a “juggalo” is just today, but then that probably only adds to my aforementioned point of pride. Well, apparently juggalos now have [...]

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Super Bowl Prop Betting Your Way To Temporary Social Stardom

Or: Drawing attention to yourself, positive or negative, as you desire, at whatever traditional, obligatory junket you may be attending in honor of Super Bowl XLIV. We all know Super Bowl props are “fun” (don’t we?), but not all Super Bowl props are created equal.  After all, who not named “Reggie Bush” can typically get any bang [...]

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Friday Frump Classic

Since Frumpzilla only recently kicked things back up again, on Fridays we like to take a quick look back in time to present our readers with some of the more memorable content from the old site.  Normally Cochese handles these duties, but he’s a bit tied up today and asked if I could do the [...]

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Why Can’t I Have a Bulletproof Suit, Too? Perhaps I Can…

So I’m sure you’ve all heard the reports about President Obama wearing bullet proof clothing during the inaugural ceremonies on Tuesday.  Yeah, it’s true. See that strapping overcoat up there?  Bulletproof.  Shirt?  Bulletproof.  Tie?  Bulletproof.  That Q-Ray Bracelet thing on his right wrist?  Bulletproof, and it’s all thanks to one Miguel Caballero, a Colombian designer [...]

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Israeli PhD On Moses’ Flight Out of Egypt:  “Just another Jew on a bad trip”

Professor claims Moses, followers were simply “tripping balls” the entire time.

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