No Science, No!
Sooo…according to Yahoo a 70 year old Indian woman has given birth to an actual human. This apparently ties another 70 yr old Indian woman as the worlds oldest mother. Am I the only one wondering what the hell is going on!??!?!??!?! Why is a 70 yr old woman giving birth!??!?!??
Let me start by saying, congratulations Science, you’ve done it again. I understand the IVF treatment can do some good for younger mothers who are having trouble having children, but 70 yr olds?!? Ya know, now that I think about it, the world is under populated by a drastic measure and we should recruit an army of women 65+ so they can pop out children at an alarming rate. Then they can somehow reverse the aging process so these kids will actually have someone to raise them and we’ll all live forever! Boundaries, Schmoundaries.
To be honest with you, I really only posted this story as an excuse to post a bit of my favorite comedy from one of my favorite comedians, Patton Oswalt. As you’ll hear below, he and I see eye to eye on this subject and I’m sure you’ll enjoy this descriptive masterpiece! (see Oswalts thoughts on the KFC’s famous bowls after the jump..)