Can you believe it, Frumpsters? What’s almost certainly Frumpzilla’s favorite secular holiday is here again, and, as we’ve done in the past, we’re here to give you some tips to help ensure your “administrative professionals” feel as special as reasonably possible.
Sure, it may be the same advice we gave you last year, and the year before that, but that’s only because it’s damn good. Seriously, literally dozens of readers may or may not have paid heed to what follows and in turn made their respective Secretary’s Day experiences truly extraordinary.
So, without further ado, here’s Frumpzilla’s suggestions for how to make Secretary’s Day 2010 the best yet!
Frump’s Note: Now, before anyone else gives us any grief; For our sake, for your sake, for your “administrative professionals'” sake, please make sure you’ve got your Facetiousness Detector in the “On” position prior to reading. Think “script from a Secretary’s Day 1952 public service announcement/film,” or something. Thanks.