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What the Hell is This?!?!

December 3, 2010


The YouTube description says it’s a music video to promote a program called “Golden Times” that airs on Norwegian television. That’s all well and good but that explains nothing! It doesn’t explain how or why they enlisted the vocal stylings of Dolph Lundgren, Glenn Close, Tonya Harding(gah!), the late Leslie Neilsen and more! It most certainly doesn’t explain why Tubbs looks exactly the same as when Miami Vice actually ran.

The only one I’m giving a pass to is George. Because, come on…it’s George. Anyone that had anything to do with Seinfeld gets a pass for life(even Kramer). I can’t imagine they got a license for the Beatles cover. Is this a byproduct of their catalog being available on iTunes now?

Do yourself a favor and check out Alfonso Ribeiero go off at the 1:46 mark. Also, at the 3:30 mark, that’s not really Kelly McGillis is it? Top Guy Kelly McGillis?!?! I don’t see it.

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Cristiano Ronaldo Comes Out of the….I Mean, Becomes A Dad

July 8, 2010


Cristiano Ronaldo’s World Cup with Portugal ended last week thanks to David Villa and Spain, however he is now embarking on a new chapter in his life. The Real Madrid star announced Saturday that he is going to be a proud papa! Just not the way you would’ve assumed.

Allegedly, his son was born via a surrogate in NYC. Via Ronaldo’s facebook, “As agreed with the baby’s mother, who prefers to have her identity kept confidential,” he writes, “my son will be under my exclusive guardianship.”

The baby’s mother wants to remain confidential??!?! Cristiano Ronaldo is arguably one of the biggest sports stars in the entire world and his baby’s mama doesn’t want anyone to know? Ok, I’ve already come to grips with the fact that he is the one that doesn’t want anyone to know, but why??

Let me preface this next point by saying, I understand people dress a bit differently in Western Europe. They never got the memo that bathing suits could be longer than 6 inches or that males don’t need to shave their entire body in order to be a man. I also admit, I don’t know much about the family values of the Portuguese. It may be that having children by the time you’re 25 is so important that tons of guys are trying to buy theirs without actually being in a relationship. With that being said, c’mon.


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