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NASCAR fans, ExtenZe users may or may not have reason to rejoice

December 1, 2010

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Extenze GirlConsider this somewhat of another in a long line of friendly Frumpzilla PSA’s.  Specifically one for NASCAR fans that also have happened to use ExtenZe within the past 5 years or so.

On October 29th, 2010, a proposed $6 million dollar settlement was reached in a class action lawsuit against BioTab Nutraceuticals, Inc., better known as the manufacturer of the “male enhancement” product ExtenZe.

Long story short, apparently some folks were shocked to learn that popping this particular blue pill didn’t have any long-lasting effects, if any at all, on their ego — otherwise known as their penises.

Who can blame them, right? I mean, it says it all right here on ExtenZe’s website:

No  Gimmick . . . Just Real Science

The same type of research that created miracle drugs like Viagra, has now created a revolutionary herbal pill that is guaranteed to increase your penis size in just a few short weeks!

Unfortunately, despite such claims, ExtenZe probably did little more than cause a spike in nationwide ruler sales. But, rather than remain flaccid in defeat, consumers struck this blow via our equally languid legal system.

See, under the settlement, consumers who purchased ExtenZe between May 29, 2005 and October 25, 2010  have the choice to receive a cash refund or a retail package of ExtenZe NASCAR Racing merchandise.  No, we’re not kidding.  If fact, we’ve researched what’s included in this package (after the jump)…

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Friday Frump Classic

February 5, 2010

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Friday Frump Classics

Since Frumpzilla only recently kicked things back up again, on Fridays we like to take a quick look back in time to present our readers with some of the more memorable content from the old site.  Normally Cochese handles these duties, but he’s a bit tied up today and asked if I could do the honors.

I figured since there’s been  some recent buzz about serious issues with Toyota’s new Prisuses, we might as well take advantage and get some content up related to Hybrid vehicles.  The fact that it’s recycled content makes it all the more relevant, right?

Frump it here for today’s Friday Frump Classic: Sports Cars Dethroned as Primary Means of Male Compensation

The beautiful woman in this picture actually doesn't dig sports cars.  There's actually a Hybrid located just to the right, off camera.  She's simply trying to get over there.

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Sports Cars Dethroned as Primary Means of Male Compensation

June 3, 2008

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Hot chicks don't care about your big, bad, muscle machine anymore.  Or so I've been told...

Chicks dig cars, or so I’ve been told.  Sports cars especially, right?  Unh-unh.  Apparently not.  Not in this brave new world of ours…

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