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Oakland Denny’s is ravaged by patrons in Halloween costumes

November 17, 2010


Continuing Frumpzilla’s series on unruly guests disrespecting the integrity of America’s favorite eateries, today we bring you this lovely video of what appears to be a gang-related, Halloween rampage at an Oakland Denny’s.

I use “gang” loosely there, because, based on their respective names (“P-World” and Town Bizz”), I’m not sure these two groups could justifiably carry the general, negative connotation of most gang-related violence.  Might just be a geographical distinction, but then Frump’s not particularly up on these things.

Nevertheless, as far as restaurant-related violence goes, P-World and Town Bizz are perhaps second to none. McDonald’s, Subway, eat your heart out…

Thanks to DBJ for the links to the vid

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Things are about to get…wait…yeah, things just got “nuclar” at Subway

November 3, 2010


Frump recently brought you video of an epic brouhaha at a San Francisco McDonald’s – The Giants Game 2 win over the Rangers in the World Series apparently riled up the locals moreso than usual.

Now, I’m not sure why, but I guess I’ve always considered Subway a somewhat “classier” eatery – at least as far as fast food goes. If nothing else, it’s healthier, right? Jared proves that. But, yeah, maybe we should just leave it at healthier.

It’s not abundantly clear what set this dude off. I mean, as far as I know, Subway’s still running that fantastic Five Dollar Footlong special, so that’s out. Here’s what we do know, however:

  1. Someone apparently asked to see this guy’s ass
  2. This didn’t sit well with him
  3. He may or may not have an irrational fear of telephone cords
  4. In this young man’s lingo, “Getting nuclar up in here” apparently refers to missing wildly with cheap-shot haymakers
  5. After getting wailed on by someone in a University of Texas hoodie (how embarrassing!), he felt it wise to start an illegal, street fighting gambling ring
  6. One month’s salary to this young man is apparently $100
  7. If a Fast Food Fight ensues, don’t bet on the outcome – Just take “Yes” on the prop “Will someone take their shirt off?”
  8. Public intoxication – and/or being a really big douche – can lead to getting tasered
  9. It’s safe to assume – right or wrong – that the cops will always have an itchy trigger finger

Thanks to DBJ for the vid

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Man uses sammich as his pimp-hand

November 19, 2008


strong pimp hand

With the recent news that a man may be charged with assault for attempting to keep his pimp hand strong via the use of a sammich, I figured it might be a good time to make a brief list…


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