Tag Archives: Victoria’s Secret

Adriana Lima’s 2 Million Dollar Bra = Brilliant Excuse to Post Racy Pics of Adriana Lima

October 20, 2010


Adriana Lima shows off her 2 million dollar bra for Victoria's Secret

Those are diamonds supporting Adriana's breasts - Photo from AP

We don’t typically post pics of beautiful, scantily clad women here at Frumpzilla.

I mean, we love the ladies, but I guess we’ve always kinda viewed that practice as the blogosphere equivalent of the chick at the bar wearing five articles of clothing from the Kids’ Department – including both shoes – and inviting random dudes to do body shots off her tits.  Three times a week.

Sure, she’s gonna get quite a few hits, might even make a few lasting impressions. In the end, though, how many meaningful relationships is she building? You know, like, with anyone that isn’t just looking her up when they need to get off.

Having said that, and in the interest of full disclosure, Frump isn’t completely innocent – we’ve drunk dialed that chick before (but only during a dry spell).  Oh, and when someone like Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima makes headlines for wearing a $2,000,000 bra, well, I guess we’re not above even paying for Sunday brunch (after the jump)…


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52 Year-Old Woman Sues Victoria’s Secret Over Defective Thong

June 18, 2008

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This may or may not be an actual photo of the defective thong culprit

The above photo may or may not be an actual pic of the culprit, but, either way, pretty alarming, huh?  And on so many levels.

Fortunately, the most obvious potential injuries that come to mind — at least to my mind anyway — didn’t come into play here, but that doesn’t mean what actually happened isn’t just as bizarre.

Apparently 52 year-old Macrida Patterson, a traffic officer with Los Angeles’ Department of Transportation, was simply slipping on her “low-rise V-String” from Victoria’s Secret’s “Sexy Little Thing” line when a decorative metallic piece flew off the undies and struck her in the eye.  Ain’t that somethin’?

According to Ms. Patterson’s attorney, Jason Buccat, despite the fact that the “design problem” only led to his client missing a few days of work, the injury to her cornea will be “affecting her for the rest of her life”.  I imagine there may be some emotional trauma as well, which is understandable, and I hope Mr. Buccat milks it dry.

Buccat apparently made another bold move when he denied Victoria’s Secret representative’s requests to examine the offending drawls.  Can’t be sure why Buccat, a products liability specialist with apparent emphasis in undergarmets, would implement such a strategy, but, once again, my mind is wide open to several possibilities.

Unfortunately for us all, Ms. Patterson’s complaint doesn’t specify an amount for monetary damages, but at least we can hope that it will be small fortune.  I suspect there may be a run on VS “Sexy Little Thing” “V-Strings” now, so if you’re hoping to take advantage of what could become the next notorious class action lawsuit, and are willing to stomach yours or your loved ones’ vision problems, you better get out there and stock up prior to the recall.

Widepread panic over thong safety may very well ensue…

The complaint in its entirety can be found over at The Smoking Gun.

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