Frump’s seen a lot of good pranks go down at Walmart (not really), but this one clearly takes the cake (by default).
At 6+ minutes, this video may require something closer to one of those ancient, 20th century internet attention spans, but then the random, meaningless destruction is probably well worth the wait.
Here’s the long and short of it:
Apparently someone hijacked a tractor that was either in or near the Richmond Hill Walmart’s parking lot
Started her up
Tied the steering wheel down to ensure a pleasant, circular driving experience
And then bailed
Pretty dang exciting, huh?
Well, it was for the several Richmond Hill onlookers watching the tractor go round-and-round for a good five minutes while waiting for the fuzz.
Given no one appeared to be truly freaking out, I’m assuming the owners of the innocent cars destroyed in this tractor demolition derby were still inside taking advantage of Walmart’s rock-bottom prices.
If anyone has video of their reactions upon exiting the super center, please let us know…
Now with full motion pictures! Yeah, I know it seems we’re piling on at this point, but, on a hunch, I just happened to be over at You’re So Right, Carl. I also just happened to come across this video of a fan documenting his expedition to find the end of the seemingly endless queue of Bama faithful waiting to gaze upon the crystal egg representing their 8th, 13th, or 38th National Championship (depending on who you ask).
Make sure you make it to the end, because he starts to freak out a bit when he realizes he’s gonna be hangin’ out in Wal-Mart for awhile. Enjoy.
Thanks to Bustersports, Frumpzilla recently learned about Alabama’s intentions of displaying its BCS Title at the Tuscaloosa Walmart. My first thought, of course, was “My god, how fantastic would it be to snap some pics of that PR nightmare!”
Well, the magic of the camera phone, and the power of message boards (the message boards of jealous fanbases (Auburn, in this case)), has made my dream a reality. This first one is just a tease. Frump it here for several more…