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When Otters Attack

December 21, 2010


The vicious, blood-thirsty otter

I’m not sure how we missed this one, but, back in late November, some guy from Boca Raton, Florida was viciously attacked by an otter. Fitting, perhaps, from a town that translates into English as “Rat Mouth,” but that’s beside the point

Now, while otter attacks in and of themselves may not sound all that appealing, I think you might discover a new appreciation for them upon seeing this poor bastard’s original first-person footage.

Seriously, as far as the haunting, bloodcurdling screams of another human being go, I’m pretty sure I’ve never laughed harder in my life.

This epically over-dramatized report from CBS was a nice touch, too. As was Jimmy Kimmel’s interview with the victim (after the jump)…


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Frumpzilla PSA: Watch Your Back Around Your Pets

January 28, 2010


Watch your back around your pets.  They may be trying to kill you.

Ever felt like your pets are trying to tell you something? Perhaps even harboring an intense, calculated desire to kill you? Sure, we all have.

I can’t tell you how many times I got that strange feeling after one of me and Frump’s staring contests went just a little too far. Very unsettling.

Of course, sometimes I guess it’s worth taking a step back and asking yourself if your furry (or feathered) friends may actually have a legitimate reason for secretly plotting a fail safe scheme to extinguish your life.

You know, maybe if, like, you were douchey enough to film yourself doing sit-ups, or something. It’s worth considering…

Thanks to DBJ for the video

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