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Jam of the Wednesday: Big Star

Guess what, Frumpsters. After life, there is death. Death after life, or something. Shocking, we know.
When we honored Mark Linkous in our last “And on the 7th Day…God Created Jam,” we noted that it was an exception (those Jams are typically reserved for “contemporary” music (90’s onward)). We make an exception [...]

Frumpzilla’s First Annual NCAA Tournament Bracket Pool *Prize Update*

It’s that time, Frumpsters. March Frump Madness time, and what better way for you to celebrate than to enter our first annual bracket contest? Best of all, it’s entirely free to enter (seriously, there’s no catch), and you can actually win thousands of dollars* in prizes**!
All you have to do is email us [...]

Between Two Ferns: Ben Stiller

Zach Galifianakis at it again with a new Between Two Ferns interview. This time he takes on Ben Stiller, and kindly exchanges contact information with him…

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Ben Stiller from Between Two Ferns

James Brown’s body may have harbored even more soul than previously thought

LaRhonda Pettit, the Godfather of Soul’s illegitimate daughter, presumably broke out in a cold sweat over the news that her father’s body has apparently gotten up off that crypt that was housing his body in South Carolina and is now, thusly, out of sight.  It’s true, James Brown’s body is missing, and, given the controversy [...]

What else is The Potty Dance teaching our kids?

Hey, if you haven’t heard of The Potty Dance yet, wake up and join modern society, okay? This thing may or may not be sweeping the nation as you read (at least amongst those with kids that have yet to master the complex intricacies associated with socially acceptable urination and bowel movements), and we [...]

Frump Day Links: 3-10-2010

Just what we need, more “U” fans… (No Guts, No Glory)
A comprehensive look at U.S. Soccer’s injury woes leading up to the World Cup (Rumors and Rants)
Is Tiger really any worse than Ali? (Sports by Brooks)
ADP and LT2 in the same backfield?  It’s a possibility (NFL News & Rumors)
Shay “Ave” Maria has something(s) to [...]

Things God may or may not have written on his or her hand…

Hey, as a disclaimer, we here at Frumpzilla don’t claim to know a whole buttload of crap about the Gospels, or God, or whatever, and if we do have an area of expertise (debatable), it’s certainly not theology.  That said, when faced with frumping about topics we happen to be particularly ignorant about, we feel [...]

And on the 7th Day…God created Jam: Sparklehorse

Typically we reserve our classic jams feature for stuff pre-1990. However, given the loss of Mark Linkous over the weekend, today we’re gonna make an exception. Linkous, probably most readily known for his work as Sparklehorse, apparently committed suicide outside a friend’s home in Tennessee on Saturday (shot himself in the heart). [...]

Man survives three-week erection, may regret living to tell about it…

It’s true. A 55 year-old man saved himself, and his penis (to a degree), finally seeking emergency medical treatment after managing to go three straight weeks on the up and up.   In light of the many practical inconveniences posed by Priapism, how he was able to pull off this stiff task remains unclear.
Adding [...]

Jam of the Wednesday: Phoenix

Guess what, Frumpsters: Tickets for our favorite band from Paris, France went on sale today in our neck of the woods.  You know what that means?  It means they make an easy plug in for a our weekly Jam of the Wednesday feature. 
Don’t worry. We won’t offer you anything that’s been picked up by [...]

Happy Birthday, Herschel Walker: Here’s why you belong in the Hall of Fame

Yes, it’s true.  Herschel Walker was born this the 3rd day of March back in 1962.  Nearly half a century later, let’s see, he’s represented the United States in the Winter Olympics; danced professional ballet; developed a successful food services enterprise; and, amongst other things,  just recently won his first MMA match.  He also dabbled [...]

Frump Day Links: F**k You, March, Edition

Ah, yes.  Frump day.  A time to give a little something back.  Spread the love, Frumpsters.  Spread it think and thin…
F*ck you, March! (Prose & Cons)
Lane Kiffin just knows the Vols were heading for glory. (No Guts, No Glory)
Kiffin also likes to keep it in the family. (Buster Sports)
Hasheem Thabeet.  He’s…he’s not very good. (Bootlegger [...]

5 Curious Questions About the Winter Olympics

The 2010 Winter Olympics may finally be over, but confusion remains rampant. Well, I’m still a bit confused, at least, but then I’ve never paid as close attention to the Winter Games as I did this year. Still, if you make the jump with us, we’re confident you’ll agree that there’s at least [...]

Epic Beard Man’s Punch Out!

Man, this brings back some memories…some old, some new. Either way, fairly frumptastic stuff. Especially the subtle incorporation of Amber Lamps in various forms. Love it…

(Dbj with the tip)

Marisa Miller, et al., are getting topless for you in GQ UK

Tastefully, of course. Came across these over at Velveteen Audio Lab, and, boy, what a fantastic frumping find.
Miller headlines the spread in the March edition of the magazine, but there’s a lot more than just Marisa’s assets on display. Models Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, Maja Latinovic,Tiiu Kuik and Liliana Dominguez would all like [...]