Glory Holes Rampant on LSU’s Campus
As if LSU officials, staff and faithful didn’t have enough on their hands with preparing for this weekend’s college football opener against the North Carolina Tar Heels, it now appears that combating the blight of “Glory Holes” has been added to the University’s agenda. Glory Holes — as defined in an article in LSU’s Daily [...]
Continue reading...Hitler is told about the UNC investigation…
Thursday, September 2, 2010
The NCAA’s investigation of alleged improprieties within North Carolina’s football program is a hot topic as of late. Depending on the source, the extent of the violations could result in anywhere between 3 to 16 players being suspended indefinitely, many important starters included. Now, while many UNC fans may flippantly dismiss the gravity of all [...]
Continue reading...Lobsters…WOW!
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Ahhh, youth. It really is wasted on the young, ya know. At least for the most part. There are exceptions, of course, as you’ll see below. This young lad ain’t taking anything for granted, nor should he…
Continue reading...How to blow a Vuvuzela
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
The World Cup may be over, but, God bless it, whether perceived as aural ecstasy or a hellacious case of tinnitus, there’s no denying the ubiquitous call of the now internationally infamous vuvuzela lives on in the minds and eardrums of millions. Thankfully, though one would think the vuvuzela — essentially a roided up kazoo [...]
Continue reading...So Long, Simão Sabrosa…
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Well, at least to your World Cup days (most likely). Yes, one of the most recognizable and prolific Portuguese players of his generation, Simão will be pushing 35 years of age by the time we reach Rio in 2014. Now, that doesn’t mean a 3rd World Cup appearance — a 4th if not for an [...]
Continue reading...The Bay City Rollers Invade a Nursing Home, Provide Perhaps Final Spark to the Twilight of Life
Thursday, June 10, 2010
You know, I’ve always been a little weirded out by nursing homes. There’s just something gut wrenching about the concept of a repository for old people; typically sad and/or confused old people just waiting to die. Tragic, really. Now, of course, I understand that care requirements often necessitate residency in one of these repositories where [...]
Continue reading...Jam of the Wednesday: David Lee Roth’s isolated vocal track from “Runnin’ With the Devil”
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Little known fact: Assuming the volume is loud enough in my car, I may or may not be the greatest amateur vocalist on the planet. It’s true. I mean, it must be, because — as far as I can tell — I’m always in key, and rarely, if ever, miss a note. Now, I probably [...]
Continue reading...Rick K’s drummer pounds skin better than a Thai masseuse…
Friday, June 4, 2010
And he apparently is an “Allnighter,” too. Okay, okay…so I know this isn’t necessarily fresh, but I’ve been without consistent internetz access for over a week now (due to moving), and I just need to get that frumping feeling back. You know, I had pretty much resigned myself to the belief that this was easily [...]
Continue reading...Teen Wolf minus the chest, possibly pubic hair
Monday, May 24, 2010
Teen angst: Possibly the most illogical force mankind has ever known. The fear. The loathing. The inability to compensate for it all by going on an epic Las Vegas binge without risking a significant spell in Juvie Hall. I thought I’d seen it all until this: kids attaching raccoon tails to their asses and calling [...]
Continue reading...Little Girls Dancing to Single Ladies = WTF?
Friday, May 14, 2010
Folks have sent us several different clips of people dancing to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”. I guess such things are trending right now, or something. There’s been “fat girls,” “gay guy,” “college chicks.” You know, the usual suspects for this kind of stuff. Well, this most recent submission takes the cake, and by “takes the cake” [...]
Continue reading...Dean Windass: Now Taking Broadcasting by the Balls
Friday, May 14, 2010
Dean Windass. Journeyman striker. Prolific goal scorer. Seemingly timeless, controversial English footballer. And now, indeed, on the cutting edge of broadcasting. Yes, it’s true. Dean Windass played for 11 different clubs during a career that spanned nearly two decades (1990-2009). Did Dean Windass make nearly 700 professional appearances? Yes. Did Dean Windass score 230 professional [...]
Continue reading...Turtle bites dog in the naughty bits. Now that’s a Friday story…
Friday, May 14, 2010
At first, you know, I kind of felt sorry for this poor pup. I mean, I can’t begin to imagine what kind of pain he must have felt when this tortoise chomped down on his boys. Almost certainly made him wish he hadn’t protested so much when his owners contemplated getting him neutered, yeah? But [...]
Continue reading...Redneck Ferris Wheel leaves us with so many unanswered questions…
Friday, May 14, 2010
In today’s Kissed with Apocalypse story, Frump brings you this video of a self proclaimed “Redneck Ferris Wheel.” The title alone hooks you, doesn’t it? We’re not really sure what prompted this, or why someone would be inspired to archive video footage of it — at least in this context — but we’re absolutely certain [...]
Continue reading...Brett Favre to endorse Wrangler, really tiny, jeans
Thursday, May 13, 2010
We’ve all seen the Brett Favre Wrangler jeans commercial. It has a certain je ne sais quoi about it, you know? Anyway, I guess this is just a natural progression for perhaps the greatest Packer ever. Nowhere to go but up from here… Thanks to T-Rex for the tip…
Continue reading...DJ Felli Fel’s “I Wanna Get Drunk” gives ICP’s “Miracles” a serious run for its money
Thursday, May 13, 2010
For worst song of the year, I mean. It doesn’t get much more ridiculous than this, Frumpsters. Sampling is the norm these days, of course — sad as that is — but taking Van Halen’s “Jump” and turning it into “I Wanna Get Drunk” has Kissed with Apocalypse written all over it. How much in [...]
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Thursday, September 2, 2010
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