Baker Bans Balls

Tue, May 6, 2008 at 9:49 pm ET

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Florida State Senator Carey Baker is not concerned about voting scandals, the Miami Heat, the quality of life in senior citizen homes, poor education, or even the state of the economy. No Senator Baker is concerned about balls. The Senator is proposing legislation to prevent the use of metal bull balls on vehicles as ornaments.

Speaking of balls, it takes balls to drive in Florida. Their drivers are insane. I’m pretty sure the Florida driving test consists of coloring a stop light and straying outside of the lines.  

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One Response to “Baker Bans Balls”

  1. Ciaran Says:

    I remember hearing about the similar ban proposal in Virginia awhile back.  Glad to hear that one died in committee. I believe they were calling them “Truck Nuts” up there.

    I tell you what, though, whoever decided to call these things “ornamental testicles” is a genius; and   genius is rarely found in redundancy.  I will be doing everything in my power to force that term into my daily usage for the next week or so…

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