“Can’t Touch Us”  ummm…Don’t Want To

Thu, Nov 13, 2008 at 5:47 pm ET


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We all remember the 1985 Chicago Bears and their Grammy nominated(look it up) “hit”, “The Super Bowl Shuffle”.  In fact, you may actually remember the parody on SNL moreso.  If you’re like me, when you first saw the shuffle your thought process would’ve been something along the lines of “Holy crap, those dudes look ridiculous and I would rather be caught holding the lighter in the next Amy Winehouse crack video than look that absurd on film”. 

Well, apparently the other squads in the NFL didn’t take the hint and wanted to leave their truly unforgettable mark on the world of “music videos”.  Here is just a sample of the visual and auditory torture the NFL inflicted on us in the 80’s and the early 90’s.  Watch below at your own risk as the Miami Dolphins perform their hearts out in “Can’t Touch Us”…presented commercial free by Zubaz.  Also, check out a collection of the worst raps perpetrated by the NFL after the jump!


Seriously?  Didn’t get enough from the Dolphins?  Well then, here’s the 1986 Rams with “Let’s Ram It”…..”and I’m sure you’ll agree, ramming is fun when you’re ramming with me”.  You can’t make this stuff up.

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One Response to ““Can’t Touch Us”  ummm…Don’t Want To”

  1. Cieron Says:

    Hahaha, holy shit.  Just when I thought it couldn’t get any better than “Stop…Dolphin Time!”, I’m blessed with “If you Ram It right, you can Ram It all night”.  And from Eric Dickerson, no less.

    The fact that I’ve never seen these is criminal.  Nice work, B Diddy…

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