Charlotte man begging for asskicking by N.C. rednecks

Fri, Jun 6, 2008 at 6:24 pm ET

Kissed With Apocalypse, The Rest

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According to Foxnews, Samir Khan (pictured) runs one of the most sophisticated pro-Al Queda websites in the Western hemisphere….from the comfort of his parents’ home in an upscale Charlotte neighborhood.

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At least the real terrorists live in caves, bathe annually and kill infidels.  I can at least respect dedication and purpose.  This underachieving douchenozzle blogs the evils of Americans and shakes his e-fist from his Pottery Barn ergonomic swivel chair in his parent’s living room while enjoying a ‘Hungry Man’ dinner and watching Two and a Half Men. 

I bet he can already hear the ‘General Lee’ horn blast from the line of pickups in his neighborhood full of dudes with camo hats, no sleeves and a Skoal ring waiting to make little pro-terrorist meatballs out of him on sight.   

There are a whole bunch of issues here…freedom of speech, national security, hate speech, “if you dont like it you can git out”, etc…but I will leave those for another time and leave you with this….when do I get a crack at him?  The redneck in me is itchin’ to get out. 


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