(Classic) Pic of the Day: As if we needed another reminder that the U.S. is painfully lagging behind the Far East…

Thu, Oct 13, 2011 at 12:03 pm ET

Kissed With Apocalypse, The Rest

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The superiority of Asian technology is embodied in how they shrink their cunts

It started with widening the gap in education and scholastic aptitude in general. Then virtually insurmountable innovations in consumer electronics. Next came the complete and utter domination of the automobile industry, just prior to unveiling perhaps the most significant strides in genetic engineering to date.

Now, they’re shrinking vaginas and killing spermatozooms in one fell, over-the-counter swoop.  Do you even know know what spermatozooms are? I sure as hell don’t. But they do.

Time to awake up, America. Time to wake up, stop bitching about a 10% unemployment rate and ludicrously large national debt, and smell the lurbri cate the Far East is using to f*ck you in the ass. I mean, we’ve been trying to eradicate HIV/AIDS for what now, 30-plus years? They’re packaging the cure and placing it in a conspicuous box on the shelf at a Shanghai CVS.

Listen, we may never make the most reliable cars again, or the HDTV with the deepest blacks and best contrast ratio, but I’ll be damned if we’re gonna fall behind in the race to shrink c*nts.  Am I right?  Who’s with me?!? U-S-A! U-S-A!

Thanks to DBJ for the link to this oldie but goodie…

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One Response to “(Classic) Pic of the Day: As if we needed another reminder that the U.S. is painfully lagging behind the Far East…”

  1. Andrea Smith Says:

    I am with you, but they better have a packaging of wonder wheeler to go along with that … just saying!

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