Feds Begin Probe To Determine If Roger Clemens Is In Fact Both A Douche Bag and a Sack of Shit.

Fri, Feb 29, 2008 at 10:00 pm ET

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Washington- FBI Director, Robert Mueller, announced yesterday the Bureau will be investigating Roger Clemens to determine if he is either a douche bag, a sack of shit, or perhaps both. You be the judge.

Clemens assfucking a dejected Pettite

 

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Rocket Shit

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2 Responses to “Feds Begin Probe To Determine If Roger Clemens Is In Fact Both A Douche Bag and a Sack of Shit.”

  1. Ciaran Says:

    I think I’m gonna go with a sack-o-sh!t only on this one…

  2. Jrock Says:

    Who knew the Rocket was using bio-fuel!? He’s progressive.

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