Finally, you too can own a $9,000 masturbation machine

Mon, Jan 11, 2010 at 2:37 pm ET

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Roxxxy stands 170cm (five feet, seven inches) tall, weighs 54.43kg (120lbs), “has a full C cup and is ready for action,” according to Mr Hines, who was an artificial intelligence engineer at Bell Labs before starting TrueCompanion.

Frump for more info on “how you can get your hands” on one…

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Nerds and the socially inept rejoice!  Roxxxy is here to satisfy all of your manly needs.  Imagine, you dont even have to sign out of World of Warcraft to get your F on!

This Mick Jagger look-alike comes with five personalities and physical features you can customize.  It is also wirelessly linked to the internet to receive software updates and send its owner emails. Just dont let the fact that the designer was “inspired” by his male friend who was killed on 9/11.  Evidently, he set out to make a robot to re-create his friend’s personality and ended up with the ultimate jack-off machine.  Go figure. 

Ladies, dont feel left out, “Rocky” is on the way as well. 

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