Question of the day, Frumpsters: Would you buy liquor that’s been bottled only after it was poured, erotically, over the rigid, rubbery breasts of an allegedly beautiful woman? Branded and brought to you by those two guys up there?
We’ll let you answer that on your own, free of judgement. Don’t be shy, though. It’s not like you’re buying a vial of vaginal scent for your on the go smelling pleasure, right? You’ve certainly spent your hard-earned cash on more ridiculous novelty items, haven’t you? If so, then G-Spirits might just become your liquor of choice… [WARNING: G-Spirits website, while entertaining, is not the slightest bit safe for work]
So yeah, if you’re that guy or gal — the guy or gal that’s in the market for boob-infused spirits — you’ll have your choice of half liter bottles of rum ($168.50), whiskey ($181.50) or vodka ($155.50). All creatively branded as “G.Spirits 1”, and, of course, all poured over the voluptuous tits of a “special woman” (photo included).
Act fast, though — each bottle is limited to an initial release of 5,000. Sure, in this economy, boob filtration mechanisms probably won’t be in short supply any time soon. Demand for titty liquor may see a steep decline pending the outcome of the November elections, however, so it’s probably better to play it safe and pick up a couple bottles of your favorite flavor now.
Regardless of what you choose, and regardless of G-Spirits and their titty liquor’s future business prospects, one thing’s for sure: They’ve milked the marketing angle for all its worth.
H/T to Cochese for the tip and inspiration