Go Green and Get Lean

Sat, May 17, 2008 at 11:10 am ET

The Rest

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We don’t need alternative fuels. We don’t need hybrids. We need what’s coming up after the JUMP. 

Big Wheel

Frumpola (AweP)-

The Big Wheel is the solution to our transportation woes and concerns about obesity. Bikes? No one wants to ride around on a bike. You cannot feel one with the road on a bike. No. America needs an adult sized Big Wheel. Recently, a woman used a Big Wheel to single-handedly defeat two men. Try doing that with a 10 Speed. 

A Big Wheel competitor, Huffy’s Green Machine has even added assault capabilities to their own eco-friendly mode of transportation. Why get mad at lousy drivers when you can get even? Blast them with H20 and keep it moving. 

As for the vid below. Don’t try it at home kiddo. 

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2 Responses to “Go Green and Get Lean”

  1. Ciaran Says:

    Is it just me, or does Huffy’s Green Machine seem to be the distant cousin of Mr. Garrison’s “IT” from South Park?

    It’s Better Than Flying! (I’ll take a Power Wheel)


  2. Jrock Says:

    Yup, patent infringement.

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